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I created a fake company to play around with spammers, and it is just such a joy to use, and you can use it too. A thread: I receive an email from a scammer/spammer. Like this:
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I put a hidden camera in a parcel and then posted it! So cool to see all the places letters go and what a postman's day is like!
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Your occasional reminder that abbreviations like BBC, DNA, NHS, etc are initialisms, not acronyms. Acronyms are words made up of initial caps that you can say, such as Aids, Unesco and Nasa. You're welcome.
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If your rice gets too dry, just put it in a bag with a wet iPhone
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I have literally only just realised the Home button on Twitter is a birdhouse.
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here are some tweets that are funny buzzfeed.com/robinedds/twitt…
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600 years ago today on a cold north pole night something magical happened under a star that shined so bright xox
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I deh trust the dentist when they start talking in code about your teeth to their wee pal, you got suhin to say say it to ma face prick
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My little sister's pre-language infancy was spent ardently yet fruitlessly trying to describe a spicy meatball
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Still my favourite journalistic line ever.
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Things change. Olympic vault gold medal winner 1932 vs 2012 nitter.gq/MarcPDumont/status/762…
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"Yes, Karen I am high, but that has nothing to do with it. This is perfect. Send it out." boingboing.net/2016/07/11/go…
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Does it float?
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When normal slam dunks just don't hit the spot any more…
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I don't think anyone knows me as well as @ESPNUK does. What better way to launch site's personalisation option? Wow!
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Evidence that you need to read my college American football story in this week's @ShortList nitter.gq/rogersreviews/status/6…
"Some even have big TVs & portable satellites dishes attached to the car roof to watch pre-game build-up" 😂 great feature by @tweetsfromben
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WANTED!: KICK-ASS video freelancer/production company, awesome w music & animation. U need to produce at this level vimeo.com/97778689
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PSEUDONEWS England pundits overpaid and not hungry to learn, say U21s (by @thehuwdavies) fft.sm/lIZCha
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Polling day is always rather an odd one for broadcasters. Here are our rules: #GE2015
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