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Jon John

@thejonjohn

Just a boy living the dream in a world of nightmares. Be nice to my bitch and pussy. Ling bites and Vinny scratches. Rated TWIT-MA

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Joined November 2009
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**City Watch** Have you seen Thomas Earl?
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Throughout the reign of Her Majesty The Queen Elizabeth II, we've been by her side ensuring public safety at state occasions and ceremonial events since 1953. It's been our greatest honour. Thank You Ma'am. 💙
Police officer at 1953 event with Her Majesty The Queen

ALT Police officer at 1953 event with Her Majesty The Queen

Police officer leads coffin procession 2022

ALT Police officer leads coffin procession 2022

Officer at Buckingham Palace - 1953

ALT Officer at Buckingham Palace - 1953

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Incredible 😂
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Just placed a NEW order which... Not surprisingly, @DoorDash expected me to provide a 34% tip... The drivers bring me my items and leave. They aren't my friendly local bartender. (Note: the $21.94 total is AFTER the "suggested" 34% $5.50 tip)
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Spotted a defibrillator at places like stations, gyms and shopping centres? You shouldn't be afraid to use a defib - anyone can use one. If a person's in cardiac arrest they give them a chance of surviving. Defibs will only 'shock' a person if it's needed. #WednesdayWisdom

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The official clapback of 2020. #AllRise
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"Works every time!" #AllRise
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I think the secret in life is to always stay gruntled, remain as combobulated as you can, & be just exactly the right amount of whelmed.
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NWS: Tornado Warning issued for Shelby Co until 5:30 AM. [Tornado: Radar Indicated, Potential Damage: , Max Hail: 0.75"] #tnwx
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NWS: Severe Thunderstorm Warning issued for Shelby Co until 5:00 AM. [Max Hail: 0.75", Max Wind: 60 mph] #tnwx
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NWS: Severe Thunderstorm Warning issued for Shelby Co until 4:15 AM. [Max Hail: 0.75", Max Wind: 60 mph] #tnwx
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Took more than a flimsy bit of mesh to contain me... (Pics: @PoliticalPics, Alastair Grant)
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#HurricaneDorian is now a Category 3 hurricane, with winds increasing up to 115 mph.
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@NOAA30 Aug 2019
#Dorian: For a one-stop page with a list of websites, social media feeds and satellite imagery resources for #HurricaneDorian, bookmark: noaa.gov/Dorian @NWS
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President Donald Trump has arrived in the UK for a three day state visit. Queen Elizabeth II has asked Prince Philip to pick him up from the airport. #TrumpUKVisit
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Always on duty... (Pic @SwainITV)
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Huge destructive surge event pending. This is why we need you to leave the beach. This will NOT be the wave height at the beach, but will contribute to a lambasting of the beaches.
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@NHC_TAFB12 Sep 2018
Wave heights to 83 ft were measured early this morning under the NE quadrant of Hurricane Florence. These enormous waves are produced by being trapped along with very strong winds moving in the same direction the storm's motion. #HurricaneFlorence hurricanes.gov/marine
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Roses are red Tuna is red Poetry's hard Tuna. #NationalPoetryDay
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[Canadian fireworks show] *BOOM* Sorry for the noise *BOOM* Really apologize for that one *BOOM* Yikes, that was loud *BOOM* Sorry
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Downing Street resident providing the reassuring presence needed at these difficult times. And Theresa May. nitter.gq/Deletem8/status/871334…
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