pierre stewart retweeted
I asked my heart : why cant u sleep at night???
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my heart said: cause u slept in the afternoon.. stop acting like a faggot
pierre stewart retweeted
I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names?
Me: "Can you believe that after all that crap they're still together?!?" Friend: "Who?" Me: "My ass cheeks."
pierre stewart retweeted
why the hell are toilets so loud? like im half asleep & then i flush & its like a mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
Elephant: Why do you have boobs on your back? Haha! Camel: That's a pretty stupid question coming from somebody who has a dick on his face..
Tight pussy is not for every1 Side Effects may include : Addiction Hard dick or even death So ask ur doctor if tight pussy is right for u




