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@themvpProfessor

You’re Gonna Hate Me we are all Negan🏒🎱

Joined October 2025
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maselya@maselya_peterNov 7
Ugly thing ndo nimeokota bonge la rejection hapo WhatsApp but what can I do ,my face keeps on failing me ,wacha niingie mekoni nispin ugali ingine kubwa just to remind myself in the world of suffering you can create your own happiness 🥲🥲
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Aloft@Aloftgamingke20h
Unambitious dick driven nigga nimekaa kwa mat karibu na solid 6 girl. I have waited patiently for a perfect moment to strike with"hey beautiful soul, can I have your number?". Lakini amefungua WhatsApp nikaona pinned chat ya "my billionaire ❤️". Hata hiyo number sitaki Tena
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When you're playing street football with the community ball, play and enjoy the game. When you're done, return the ball to the community! Don't take the ball back home. It's not your ball.
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Barber ameniround off to the nearest human being mamae, hide your unstable ovulating shawries😅😂😂
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Have a blessed Sunday moots
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@ambrooky__Nov 7
Unaingia kwa bafu kuoga unapigwa na aroma ya chakula adi unatoka nje kuconfirm kumbe unaoga na kitambaa ya kuosha vyombo
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Talisman🔫@maximpelleNov 6
Sahi ukaeza snatchiwa tenje Nairobi na hii jam, kitu utaona tu ni billboard kubwa ya Sakaja akikuchekelea
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Sage@Colly1026Nov 5
Huyu msichana namuitisha deni yangu ananitumia majegi😂😂oya I don't want to see your fallen soldiers nipatie mia tano yangu Njeri
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CODE 14 😜🔥 (@newto_code_14) profile picture
CODE 14 😜🔥
@newto_code_14Nov 5
WhatsApp status tulikuwa tunaenjoy memes kitambo siku hizi mmeigeuza boutique
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@KotsheriffNov 6
During my simping days, saizi ningekuwa nimetext, "morning gorgeous, hope you had sweet dreams". Sieet!
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@KotsheriffNov 6
During my simping days, saizi ningekuwa nimetext, "morning gorgeous, hope you had sweet dreams". Sieet!
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HITLERDOMINIK@hitilafu_domiNov 5
Dj afro naye hukua chizi,Sasa unaitaje matako ati manyungrus
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Maturi@timothymaturi_Nov 5
Msupa amekuja sleep over alafu akaona lizard ikapotea from our eye sight tumeitafta hatujaipata ameniambia “If we don't find it and kill it I'm taking a cab back to my place” sasa lizard surely of all the days Leo ndio umeamua kunitoa mboga kwa mdomo😭
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Clean money will kill us one day
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MCHONYI@mchonyi9Nov 5
Mahali Kenya imefika kupenya genuinely imekua ngumu sana. Bila ujanja kidogo, maombi ya mathe na roho ngumu kama ya baba Charlene kutoboa labda maskio.
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Wuodsella@wuodsellaNov 5
Unemployed ninakapitia saa hizi sijaonja kitu toka asubui na mfuko yangu ni ndogo kama makende ya gaitho mamaye. Who will rescue us. Fuck Ruto!!!
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@KotsheriffNov 5
Kuna hii siku at 3am I was almost giving up na hii maisha but jirani akashout 'keep going, don't stop'. Hadi akaanza kunipigia makofi. Hiyo motivation imekuwa ikiniskuma mpaka sai.
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@maziwafreshNov 4
Kwenda bash ya dem msupu inakuanga ufala tu, huwa ana invite ninja zote zinamkatia mnakaa nikama mmeenda Trials za recruitment ya jeshi
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Maturi@timothymaturi_Nov 5
Unaamka asubui unapata the love of your life amekutumia “morning” unashangaa ni morning cows,morning run ama morning gown
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Nwanyi Oma✨️@_wamweaNov 4
Strippers kwa local is such a funny concept to me. Mtu anakunywa Dallas atakurushia pesa ngapi babe, mbao?😭
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