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The Off Parent 🪩

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I’m a joyous, mad, hyper, renewed, restarting, alone, hopeful, depressed, & divorced dad, and this is my rant. BIO: https://nitter.gq/t.co/EOtLnxTAmc #dad

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Peyton Yager@peytonyager4h
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH LONGHORNS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #hookem
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Space Princess@OnlyACartwrightNov 11
#UFO
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Leak Wire
@LeakWireQNov 11
🚨#BREAKINGNEWS "They are not eligible for the healthcare subsidies Democrats are demanding.. so can you clarify what are you talking about." Finally a reporter calling out his lies. 🚨
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Finding Your Cosmic Joy #audiobook from John Oakley McElhenney, from HYP... youtu.be/rGKJNpr4gKI?si=z3ka… via @YouTube
Finding Your Cosmic Joy #audiobook from John Oakley McElhenney, from HYPERSONIC #hyperfiction

Finding Your Cosmic Joy #audiobook from John Oakley McElhenney, from HYPERSONIC #hyperfiction

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DIN Intel Network
@DININTELNETWORKNov 11
This is huge. A sitting member of Congress is now saying, on the record, that Epstein’s entire trafficking operation depended on billionaire money — and that Les Wexner was central to it. No island. No planes. No network. No trafficking — without elite financing. Follow the money. Expose the cover-up. No more protection for billionaires.
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Football Crave
@FootballCraveeNov 11
Fun Fact: The kid from the "Elf" movie (2003) is Nick Sirianni - Head Coach of the Eagles.
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@buitengebiedenNov 11
Omg Jensen.. 😭😭
🤝 Paid partnership
Kalshi Finance (@Kalshi_Finance) profile pictureKalshi Finance
@Kalshi_FinanceNov 11
BREAKING: Jensen Huang had another affair with an Nvidia executive, per NYT 69% chance he's out as $NVDA CEO before 2028
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John McElhenney 🪩@wholeparentNov 11
Grok Is Spitting Truth About Bot Farms Influencing American Politics and... youtu.be/E9KQDMFczgQ?si=w4h9… via @YouTube
Grok Is Spitting Truth About Bot Farms Influencing American Politics...

Grok Is Spitting Truth About Bot Farms Influencing American Politics...

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@soueunavidaNov 11
Dizem que o Brian Cranston tá tentando gravar essa cena até hoje Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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she wants to be free - john mcelhenney - particularly human - 2012 youtu.be/onT_bqanX94?si=BSu9… via @YouTube
she wants to be free - john mcelhenney - particularly human - 2012

she wants to be free - john mcelhenney - particularly human - 2012

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Tito's Deep Dive E-03: A Play, A Musical, or An Insect? El Mosquitotito has found me. #mosquitotito

Tito's Deep Dive E-03: A Play, A Musical, or An Insect? El Mosquitotito has found me. #mosquitotito

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John McElhenney 🪩@wholeparentNov 11
TITO guest: Noel Gallagher and His High Flying Birds for Le Mosquitotito... youtu.be/vA101ch6j8s?si=nK8Q… via @YouTube
TITO guest: Noel Gallagher and His High Flying Birds for Le Mosquitotito, A Suburban Mosquito Comedy

TITO guest: Noel Gallagher and His High Flying Birds for Le Mosquitotito, A Suburban Mosquito Comedy

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Don Winslow
@donwinslowNov 6
Dear @SecWar Pete Hegseth, You come off here, as you do everywhere, as a frat boy dickhead falsely portraying strength while being eaten up inside by fear. You reek of stupidity. I think you would fuck up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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@MollyploofkinsNov 5
Defiant Pete Hegseth lashes out in video saying impeachment 'won't work with me' as ouster chatter reaches climax.
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Mr Biscuits
@Daddy_Berry1Nov 6
Fucking love Robert Smith. #TOTP
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Martina Navratilova
@MartinaNov 6
Birds of a rape feather flock together
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@MAGAts_ExposedNov 6
Every MAGAt in this picture has been accused, indicted, convicted of, or found civilly liable for sex crimes. Three are currently in jail. Andrew Tate @Cobratate - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking Russell Brand @rustyrockets - Convicted of Rape Donald Trump @DonaldTrump - Civilly Liable / A federal Judge stated he raped E. Jean Caroll Mike Tyson @MikeTyson - Convicted of Rape Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA - Civilly liable for Sexual Assault Lawrence Taylor @LT_56 - Registered Sex Offender. Arrest for sex with a minor. Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking
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John McElhenney 🪩@wholeparentNov 6
uber.la/the-ai-infrastructur…
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AF Post
@AFpostNov 6
Rep. Lauren Boebert lost her House seat to Democrat challenger Eileen Laubacher by a few thousand votes. Follow: @AFpost
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