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Southern air temple
Joined May 2016
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nblll write your epistle. if e easy make dem buy phone too 😆
First of all, I want to thank God Almighty for His infinite mercy, grace, favour and blessings upon my life.🙏❤️
Four whole years, guys! FOUR WHOLE YEARS!!! 😭😭
For four good years, I have been in a committed relationship with my iPhone 11.
We have seen things together. We have suffered together. We have managed storage, battery percentage, low space warnings and all the drama that comes with being in a relationship with an almost retired phone😭
There were days when I would plug it in and still be losing battery but I endured. There were days when I wanted to take pictures and the phone would remind me that I had no space left. Did I give up? NO! We fought through it together.😭❤️
But today, ladies and gentlemen, MY STORY CHANGES!!! 🥹🥹❤️❤️
YOUR GIRL HAS BOUGHT A NEW PHONE!!! 😭😭😭😭
Please, somebody hold me! Somebody remind me that this is real! After four years of loyalty, patience, endurance and perseverance, I have finally moved on.
I don't even know how to explain how I feel right now. If you see me smiling at my phone for no reason, please mind your business. If you see me taking pictures of everything around me, please allow me. If I post 47 pictures in one day, kindly remember that I have four years of lost opportunities to recover. 😭😹
To God Almighty, thank You for this blessing. Thank You for the little things that turn into big testimonies. Thank You for making it possible for me to enjoy the fruits of my labour. Every little win means something to me, and I will never take any of them for granted.❤️🙏
To Jack, thank you for giving me a platform where I can be shameless in peace. ❤️
To Elon, thank you for keeping this app running and giving us a place to gather, gist, drag, laugh, cry and make money. To the Creator Payments team, may God continue to bless the work of your hands🙏
And to my darling Moonlighters, my day ones, my shareholders, my unpaid social media department, my personal hype team and the people who have refused to let me suffer in silence on this app, THANK YOU!😭❤️
You people have been part of my journey in ways you may never fully understand. From the random tweets to the crazy quote tweets, from the laughter to the little wins, from the days we were just catching cruise to the days we started seeing the fruits of our labour, you have been here. I appreciate every like, repost, reply, quote tweet, bookmark and every single person who has supported me in one way or another. May we all have reasons to celebrate ourselves and one another.🥹❤️🌙
i pride myself in arriving early, doesn’t matter what the agenda, occasion or situation is, I’ll be there on time. one is because I respect myself a lot and I hate being at the mercy of others solely due to the fact that I arrived late.
I’ll pretend like i didn’t read any of this.
camp director in Obubra said something that’s been on my mind since. he said “be grateful when people ask you for help. It means they see you as blessed enough, and you might be the only person they're comfortable opening up to.” of course, there are weird people who might want to take advantage but if u think of it from this perspective, you understand people in these situations better
My younger brother used to call me every Friday asking for ₦2,000.
I always complained that he was becoming too dependent on me.
One Friday, I got angry and told him, “Please, stop calling me for money. I’m not your father.”
He went quiet and replied, “Okay, bro. Sorry.”
That was the last time he ever asked me for money.
Two weeks later, he was involved in an accident.
While going through his phone at the hospital, I found a message he had saved but never sent to me…
ojembe! retweeted
guy na since when I small this woman don dey on serious motion
proper everlasting taker.
pity yourself
no lube, no protection, all night, all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, first clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, pulling, teeth jitterbug, moan bloging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, mind inducing, heart wrenching, spine ting, thirsty, thrusting all day without stopping, till nothing left, satisfied, non-stop, every single sec, crawling, back hurt, cramp legs, can’t walk for 5 years, don’t care, still non-stop, him oiled up makes me turned on even more, screaming without s, him whimpers makes my inside giggling, in heat, everyday, till the neighbors hear us, till the neighbors can remember his name perfectly, even earthquake, thunderstorm, heavy rain, typhoon, we still keep going, broke bed, everyday buy a new bed, hole floor, gasping for air, crying, gripping his back, leave a bite marks and red marks on his neck and every spot, scratching his back, leaves a scars on his back, phenomenal, month foaming, heavenly awakening, id still bounce on it, body numbing, back worthy, hair drenced, flabbergasting, down break, whimpering our names, till the neighbors decide to move, legs spread automatically, DOWN BAD, ON MY KNEES, WOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
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