jason bockman

“Us and them” is a lie. There’s only us.

Isn’t he your nemesis

Listening to a guy at the gym talk to my wife about his jet ski crash. “Yeah you know it’s a super charged one so it hurt my ribs pretty bad when I flew off” I have no chance of saving this relationship.

Thanks my dude.

My dad used to visit me in jail with twizzlers up his sleeves. He would touch my face and I would eat them out of his sleeve. Having kids now, I can’t imagine what that did to him.

If I didn’t have kids my instagram would be a bunch of pics of me on a jet ski

Been listening to less news, more comedy and podcasts. I’m happier.

Prove myself to myself everyday

You can be my hero baby

Not the best I can be but I’m working on it

Put some grass seed down and it rained 2day. So excited! And Now I understand why my dad hit me so much.

Lock the door when you pee. Knock b4 you go in. Too many dix have been seen.