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Igbo || Neither here nor there || Zaldrīzes buzdari iskos daor || Husband, Son|| Data Analyst

Not Nigeria God plis
Joined September 2016
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"There are days that you would be bursting with certainty and days that you would be flattened by doubt." -CNA, 2019.
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If you’re the one who kept farting on ASky flight to Lagos, I want you to know you’re not a good person. How can your body produce such??? And to do so on a flight knowing the air is recycled!
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Even when we landed on the tarmac you couldn’t hold it in for at least some minutes! God will really punish you
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Kaldur'ahm retweeted
Never in a million years did I imagine we would be doing this for Yemi, but God knows best. 💔😢 Yemi is battling breast cancer and kidney disease, and she urgently needs a kidney transplant. This is a difficult time for her and her family, and every little contribution can make a difference. Please, guys, let’s come together to help save Yemi’s life. 🙏🏽❤️ No amount is too small. If you can’t donate, please RT and share to reach someone who can. May God bless everyone who supports her. 🙏🏽 Kindly repost for wider reach. God bless you🙏 #HelpSaveYemi #SaveALife #MedicalFundraiser
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Ikpu what?
14 years of officially answering Nwunye Ezenwa - a.k.a. “Ikpu di ya” ! That day, even Brutus was dressing up (R.I.P) The best decision I ever made. It was meant to be❤️ @ezenwaisuofia #mixedcouple #igbo #nigeria #swiss I took these pictures from our photo album that was quite wrinkled but thanks to AI they are back to original shape
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I don die😭😭
For those interested Here's the job description and client info Thank you
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My listening in French has really improved. My tour guide spoke French throughout and I understood 75% of what was said
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Kaldur'ahm retweeted
Replying to @pizzacatlover_
You are even an Egyptian 😭😭 We go call you if e reach time to recapture Israelites
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Are Nigerians okay😭😭😭
Replying to @pizzacatlover_
You are even an Egyptian 😭😭 We go call you if e reach time to recapture Israelites
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Nigerians are hilarious mehn😭😭
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Senegalese jollof is missing pepper to make it great
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Idg he left Abraka to get a new life in Benin?
HE ESCAPED HIS PAST—BUT THEY FOUND HIM AT UNIBEN It was supposed to be a fresh start. A clean slate. A chance for Desmond to leave his troubled past behind and finally build the future he wanted. When he arrived at the University of Benin, he was a final-year Public Administration student who appeared calm, reserved, and focused on one thing—finishing his degree. To those around him, Desmond seemed completely disconnected from the violent world he had once known. But there was something about his past that very few people knew. Years earlier, between 2011 and 2012, Desmond had lived a very different life at Delta State University, Abraka. He was allegedly a high-ranking member of the Mafite confraternity, reportedly serving as its second-in-command. And that position placed him directly in the middle of a violent conflict with a rival group known as the Aye Fraternity. As the confrontation intensified, Desmond allegedly became a major target. Realizing that his life could be in danger, he made a drastic decision. He left Abraka. He relocated to Benin City. And, according to the account, he decided to completely abandon that old life. He kept a low profile, distanced himself from his former associates, and tried to build a new identity far away from the violence of his past. For years, it appeared to work. Until one decision brought him back into the spotlight. As graduation drew closer, Desmond assumed a leadership position within Kegite’s Club, popularly known as the Palm Wine Drinkers Club. It was a social organization, but the position made him more visible around campus. And somehow, people from his past allegedly recognized him. The man they believed had disappeared from their world was still alive—and now he was in Benin. Then came April 3, 2023. That afternoon, according to reports, armed men allegedly arrived at the University of Benin campus from the direction of Abraka. They reportedly made their way to Hall 3, found Desmond inside his room, and opened fire. He was killed instantly. The student who had tried to escape his former life had been found again. His death sent shockwaves across the university and left behind a disturbing question: Can someone truly escape a dangerous past—or can the past follow them wherever they go? Desmond had changed his environment. He had changed his identity. He had tried to change his life. But on that tragic afternoon, the past he had spent years running from allegedly caught up with him. Disclaimer: This story is presented strictly for documentary, historical, and educational purposes. The information is based on reported accounts and publicly available sources and should not be interpreted as an accusation or a definitive statement of guilt against any individual or group. We do not promote cultism, violence, or criminal activity. Our message is simple: say no to violence and criminal activity, and choose peace. This content condemns cultism and violence.
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I don’t want to say what I want to say about that account cuz it will be too vile. Imagine aligning with the same party that killed your own people. How can you spit on the graves of your tribesmen? If the dead have any power as people say, may they judge you harshly.
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Dakar is really the city with the fittest people
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Am I poor or Dakar is really expensive omgg
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Nigerians are so irritating. I’d have hated us too if I wasn’t a Nigerian smh
Yooo Fuvk you.. fuck her and fuck all the Congolese people 😂😂 yall want to be relevant with your backyard artist 😂💔
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I personally believe it was about Saint Heuron, Solange’s company that was backed by the Carters which all trace of has disappeared from the internet.
I know this is old tea but… I want yall to really sit and think about what Jigga had to have done to his wife for that lady’s sister to beat him in a public elevator. This is beyond cheating. Let’s use our brains.
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That’s my conspiracy theory. I think Solange was mad that someone was fucking with her coins idk
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Yes I know she finally brought it to reality but it was supposed to have been earlier and it was being floated around that time.
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Je ne sais pas que le franco-africain n’aime pas les Nigérians
Nan vous êtes juste nigérian et c’est ok la famille🫂
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Why are you guys so comfortable being rude to people you don’t know on this app?
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