Satirist, atheist & Straight Edge INFJ. Described as “jaded,” “challenging” and “a stuck up little prick.” Has a line in black trenchcoats.

England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2016
Knowing what happens to John in Red Dead Redemption, I asked @rob_wiethoff for a @BookCameo for @tofu_gamess and I wasn’t disappointed. So thank you, Rob; I think she loves it.
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If you ever see this poster, then:
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Wow. 🏆
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It’ll be twenty years next year since “Crispin Wah” killed his wife, killed his son, killed himself. Also the OP must work for the WWE as he never mentioned him by name.
There is a horrible story of an American pro wrestler that murdered his wife, infant son, and himself. Someone at work shares his name. Every time he rings I hum the opening few bars of his entrance music before answering.
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Cartwheels are “woke” now, apparently.
Big Boss Man saw that cartwheel and said “Utter woke nonsense” 💀
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This piece of shit.
There is a horrible story of an American pro wrestler that murdered his wife, infant son, and himself. Someone at work shares his name. Every time he rings I hum the opening few bars of his entrance music before answering.
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The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Here we have the Leader of the tory party, using her time to go a tv show to complain that the leader of the Labour party made time to go on a tv show to raise money for cancer charities. Happy Friday
" I just don't know how he's got the time" Conservative Party leader Kemi Badenoch has questioned how the PM has time to go on TV show, Gogglebox, during her appearance on @BBCBreakfast Read more about Andy Burnham's appearance on this show here: bbc.in/48ahty6
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Most people think stage hypnosis is fake. It isn’t. It’s focus — turned up loud. I do comedy hypnosis across South Wales: weddings, clubs, corporate. Want me at your event, or want to learn the magic side too? 👇 linktr.ee/Jasonsimons
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Well, because people identify themselves with him, in the same way that some on the right want a beer with Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage.
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Bucha. It was a genocide, recognized by everyone. They buried hundreds of people. They tortured people. We found the grave. There were, I believe, around 500 people. When we liberated those towns near Kyiv, there emerged this, you know, this kind of hatred for the Russians, right at that moment. Not even at the moment when they started the full-scale war. Back then nobody understood what it really was yet. People understood what this war was and what Putin did personally when we found those mass graves of tortured adults, children. I mean they didn't just kill them, they tortured and killed them. When we liberated Bucha, I said, bring every journalist here. Don't touch anything, just bring the journalists. The whole world simply has to see this. Imagine finding a mass grave in the U.S. or in Britain, God forbid, with 500 tortured people, adults, kids, dogs, animals shot dead. I mean, they held hunting sprees there from military vehicles. People were running, they were shooting, just hunting, playing games. They literally just played with people, like slavery. So how, after this, can you listen to Putin? And how, after this, can you forgive? From The Diary of a CEO podcast with Steven Bartlett. (2/3)
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Thank god I’m off. I’m fond of my face.
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Twerk (n) Where Yorkshiremen go from 9-5.
Wiggle Room n. A space for practising twerking in #LunchPun
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You are quite literally the definition of an involuntary celibate here.
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Ric Flair used to elbow drop his jacket and people thought nothing of it.
Yep, I didn't like it, but I'm not so blind and deaf to pretend it didn't work. Man, people hated that it did work, but audiences change and in the end, that's why you have to keep learning and paying attention. Ciampa was ahead of us, and that's nothing to get mad about. That said, I don't think it's something you want to do regularly.
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France is currently rioting; I’m just saying.
Mississippi's attorney general says a Senatobia police officer was justified in the June shooting death of a 1-year-old boy while responding to a shoplifting call. The conclusion of the state's investigation follows months of mourning and calls for justice. cnn.it/4z0O5X6
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Challenge accepted
I challenge anyone to find a more retarded duo.
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‘So homosexuality is not natural, even when it’s in nature, because they’re not married.’ Er..? Marriage is a human construct. But do you know what is also a human construct? God.
Michael Knowles Calls Homosexuality “Deviant” — Then the Gay Activist Accuses Him of Being Closeted Gay Activist: Why is it not okay for men to marry men or women to marry women? Michael Knowles: Because marriage is, by its nature, the union between a man and a woman for the purpose of creation. Gay Activist: According to the Bible? Michael Knowles: No, according to nature. Gay Activist: But you’ve seen that there are gay animals in nature, right? Michael Knowles: Yeah, that’s not marriage. They’re not married. Gay Activist: But is having sex with other men and loving them a natural thing? Michael Knowles: I think there are all sorts of weird deviancies and aberrations that come out. Gay Activist: If it’s natural, why is it deviant? Michael Knowles: We mean “natural” in two different ways. Some things happen in nature, but that doesn’t necessarily make them good for human beings. Marriage is a natural institution, and I’m saying it’s contrary to natural law. Piers Morgan: Do you think he’s a deviant for being gay? Michael Knowles: Yeah, a bit deviant, yeah. Gay Activist: People who are homophobic are always closeted gay men afraid of their own feelings. The research says it. Piers Morgan: Are you being sent to gay therapy? Gay Activist: I’ve never been to any therapy because it works on me. That’s why I’m gay. Michael Knowles: What’s amazing about that response is that if you express the traditional Christian, Jewish, or Muslim view of homosexuality, the first thing some pro-LGBT activists do is accuse you of secretly being gay. I wasn’t even using it as an insult you’re the one using it as an insult. Gay Activist: I said that because you called me a deviant. You’re afraid of gay people, and the only reason for that would be that you’re secretly gay. Michael Knowles: Christians, Jews, and Muslims believe the Bible is God’s word, inspired by the men who wrote it. Gay Activist: But why are the men who wrote that book correct, and the other books that weren’t included incorrect? Michael Knowles: What other books? Gay Activist: I want you to read The Queer Thing About Sin. It dives into this quite deeply. Piers Morgan: Have a Pride Day, but why a whole month? Gay Activist: We have Pride events all over the world. I think it’s an important month because it shows people that we’re okay, we’re allowed to exist, and the world supports us.
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Someone doesn’t understand weekends.
When I was 8 years I snuck out of the house at 5.30am and walked to school, I wanted to see how it looked without other children. Got picked up by a police car and delivered back to my confused parents who thought I was still in bed. God bless the boys in blue.
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We're all born left wing. Ask any kid if homeless people should be fed and housed, if everyone deserves healthcare, if bombing families is wrong, if racism is bad, if air and water should be clean, if trees and nature are good...
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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