This is realβ¦. & actually a reason I got dumped before. She couldnβt believe it
Husband is sleeping next to me. Has been for over an hour.
I look at him and think "he's so cute... he is the most handsome cutest th-" and he OPENS HIS EYES. We startled each other.
I said "sorry! I just looked at you"
He mumbled "I heard your brain" and rolled over. Still asleep.
The sealing ordinance comes with telepathy. That poor man has to listen to me yap when he's awake AND asleep.



















