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life of every party, terrified of people; she/her

Nashville, TN
Joined March 2009
I’m going to see my queens Brittany Snow and Malin Akerman everyone say THANK YOU @jslucky33 😭😭😭
Me and @jslucky33 just made the most off the wall spontaneous decision and I’m both terrified and giddy at the same time.
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Me and @jslucky33 just made the most off the wall spontaneous decision and I’m both terrified and giddy at the same time.
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Thinking about this time last year when I could have seen them IRL @jslucky33 I’ll never forget
Malin Åkerman and Brittany Snow at the 2026 LACMA Art+Film Gala. 📷
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my belly hurts, I’m watching football, I’m tired, I have to work tomorrow, ao3 is still down, I can’t take a hot bath, and I’m grumpy.
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my surgeons would skin our hides for this
social media has truly rotted some of y’all’s brains because why are you throwing him off and playing around before a SURGERY???
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they are just so
been staring at this for 5 min i do not have a reaction good enough
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I genuinely don’t know
Replying to @therealreality
Why are you such a pussy
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It’s funny because on the show I always thought kendall saying she was best friends with maddie was just because she was getting fame. It always felt one sided. I did listen to the podcast and I didn’t think what kendall said was bad but I do think she was a bully.
the dance moms drama continues
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Don’t cancel me for using AI pls I just wanted to see. This is so funny.
🤖 Made with AI
I told ChatGPT, "Design this room based on what you know about me"
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bunch of loser babies in the white house
FYI: DEI is still dead.
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It was @jslucky33 but in her defense she read the question wrong 😂😂😂😂😂
Davidson County was the only county in the entire state to vote against Amendment 2, which will add a state property tax ban to the Constitution.
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they’re doing top surgery on the Statue of Liberty
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I’m gonna tell my kids these are the hunting wives
Why were they lowkey woke
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I left my Stanley at home when I had to go in office for 3 (three) hours today and by the end my mouth was SO DRY I was perishing. What the heck did we do before emotional support water bottles became a trend? Did we just live comfortably DEHYDRATED all the time?
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Bro do you ever accidentally bump the karaoke feature on Apple Music and then start “singing along” only to realize it’s just you singing and you really cannot quit your day job
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Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face. These results were only possible because outstanding candidates stepped forward in every region of the country — including in areas once considered long shots. They came from different backgrounds and represented a range of political perspectives, but were united by shared values, a belief in public service, and a commitment to putting the people of their districts and states first. We also owe a debt of gratitude to the thousands of election officials and volunteers from both parties who helped ensure a smooth election and carried out one of the most essential functions of our democracy. While this administration has another two years in office, our job now is to roll up our sleeves, make changes wherever we have the power to do so, prevent further damage, and lay the groundwork for the future.
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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America is exhausted and it shows
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Gas is high, groceries are high, rent is high, to buy a home is astronomical 💰 … the people are TIRED! WE the PEOPLE are speaking!!!!! BLUE BLUE BLUE!!!! It’s all flipping!! Let’s GO!!!!!!!!! STAY IN LINE!!!!!!!! Stay in LINE! Your vote will still count!!!! 👏🏾 #Vote
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