@thereturnofBWA

everything i say is untrue and satire

 Yesterday I was DL
Joined August 2019
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and when does he meet y/n ?
ChihuahuaEnjoyer420
@tweetsandboobs4 Mar 2023
I know a guy with the biggest dick I’ve ever seen, pretty good looking, good politics, smokes weed, just inherited a million dollars and he quite literally gets no bitches. It’s so weird.
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people on twitter will argue over whether poop is stinky lol
Emily Shell@emmynicole1627Oct 26
Replying to @CuriousBunnie12
Breastfed baby poo smells like buttered popcorn to me. Must be yalls diet lol
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no it just makes me really sleepy
erin@sugarhiccuppedOct 27
Do people who smoke weed regularly just persevere to get past the part where it makes you feel like youre being watched by unknown entities and that you have a balloon for a brain or does that just not happen to them
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@__Poisonivyyy16h
This is so cool but the fact that women have to invent these kind of things just to protect ourselves from men is sad. Do better guys.
M🍫@_FwmaddyOct 25
This can save a ridiculous amount of lives!
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Yt ppl watching sinners and complimenting Hailee Steinfields performance lol
A24BLACK@mikeandawldatOct 26
Genuinely how white people watch movies
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But the black community will get on here and swear “they” can’t tell the difference between mariah Carey and lupita Nyongo and black comes in all shades blah blah blah……. This colorism/texturism is just so dark because even black people uphold it
𝙅𝙄𝙉𝘿𝙊𝙇
@jindoldixon15h
와 씨 이거 진짜 개 충격적이네.... 이렇게 대놓고 아프로헤어 지적을 한다고.........? 아니 이판이 이런건 알지만.... 와우.....
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cord@cordaits8h
she was so real for sharing this because monoracial black women keep getting gaslit when they point out how the casting process works differently for them and that shit is irritating as fuck same happens with models too
َ🧁@1auvender11h
you hear stories like this from black actresses and a lot of #things start making sense
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always have to drop whatever i’m doing to watch this video in full
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If he really didn't want a kid, he would've acted like it. But he took the risk of assuming a woman would do that work for him. He offloaded responsibility onto someone else, assumed she would act better than him, and then realized she was just as reckless. He should've took
KEVJ ♒️@melanatedhoOct 24
Keeping a baby by someone who explicitly said they don’t want a baby is actually insane thinking to me
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NoteS.
@NoteSphere12h
Tolami Benson and Bukayo Saka for the 70th Ballon d’Or ceremony! 💜
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bad girls club was truly insane. imagine for three months you’ve go to live with 6 girls trying to jump you every time you breathe, i would’ve snuck her too
zae ❦@hybridhrtsOct 26
YA NOT COMING IN MY VIP NO MORE.
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Back in the day this would obliterate a sitting president, today it’s just another silly ol day
TMZ
@TMZ15h
Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies tmz.com/2026/10/27/beatrice-…

Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies

President Trump brutally raped a former Miss Switzerland beauty pageant contestant at New York's Plaza Hotel in 1993 ... at least according to the accuser's account to Congress ... but Trump says...

tmz.com
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I love it when black women cosplay 🔥👻
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😂 a tale as old as time
philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Oct 26
"Growing anti-Indian rhetoric within the GOP is pushing some lifelong conservative Indian American voters to reconsider their allegiance to the Republican Party" huffpost.com/entry/gop-india…

The Right Hates Indian Americans. It Might Cost Republicans Texas.

Growing anti-Indian rhetoric within the GOP is pushing some lifelong conservative Indian American voters to reconsider their allegiance to the Republican Party.

huffpost.com
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The world's most famous soccer player is a three year old Black child 🖤
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the guitar player that could summon the spirits of people’s ancestors and descendants through the power of music and defeated a millennia old vampire with the same guitar? and ended up having a successful music career, naming a juke joint after a woman who died for him?
aria 🩰 (doe)@deardoefaceOct 26
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i don’t play about sinners sorry i’m even gonna rewatch it
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“catelyn capturing tyrion was stupid” have you considered that she was aurafarming
˖᯽ ݁˖@1Cr0wwOct 24
Catelyn Stark Arrests Tyrion Lannister at the Inn at the Crossroads
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How goth music post-1990s sound to me
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i was never tapped in w her so I always thought they called her blackiana because of her excessive tanning, i didn’t know it was this bad omg
riri 🐇@crowfixedOct 25
Replying to @yonkamae
ppl really downplay how bad her blaccent was
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wtf this is my joke 😭😭😭
Vannah🎀@psavannahhhOct 26
She’s genuinely the funniest person ever 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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this is soooo annoying LMAOOOO
Chlöe
@ChloeBaileyOct 26
aw shucks
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