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I would rather have a long-term partner obliterate my brain stem with a captive bolt gun designed for cattle than sit me down to ask if we can open the relationship
alice retweeted
yes we’re dating
yes i have a massive crush on you
no i still don’t know how i pulled you
yes i’m obsessed
alice retweeted
protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
alice retweeted
I look forward to the day we'll wake up beside each other, share our mornings and fall asleep together. No distance, no goodbyes, just us. Until then, I'll keep dreaming of that beautiful day.
alice retweeted
I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You I love You























