Known for rockin contact microphones and twistin off a 40 top

Joined March 2009
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Meanwhile everyone at #fyrefestival like :
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Please RETWEET if you're one of the 74% of Americans (ABC/WaPo Poll) who want to see Trump's taxes and were _not_ paid to hold that opinion.
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FAKING NEWS: Who or what is Easy D? We've got the answer.
Sanders supporters roll out 51-foot joint outside Democratic convention bit.ly/2astNA0 #socialmedia #tech
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A brilliant, *full-length* New Yorker parody: static1.squarespace.com/stat…
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Any time Troy Ave is trending it ain't about music.
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Feeling really good about being the catalyst for my mortgage broker to realize how absurd the banks have gotten and leave the system💗😛🏣⚡💵😎💗
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I always assumed I would fail because I made a mistake or didn't work hard enough. Not because the city forced me out of business.
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Every day the curfew goes on we are hemorrhaging money. Unlike the city budget we have to pay our bills on time and not fall into the red.
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Driving north on the 95 and watching the National Guard rolling into my home town.
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Tity Boi on Nancy Grace is the best thing since Cam'Ron & Dame making O'Reilly mad.
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fact: you can actually feel joy all year round the government does not want you to know this
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I'm playing TONIGHT at the Back Beat (formerly Beatnik) with WILL RYERSON and BLUE HEAVEN. Lotsa songs… instagram.com/p/wuizyhtsJB/
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‘Blooming/Middling,’ the latest from @smokebellow is a creative leap forward: ow.ly/CrQTE
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Capt. Beefheart to Bono, regarding a collaboration: "Dear Bongo, I don't know who you are or what you want from me but don't call me again."
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I started researching vitamins but I stopped caring REAL quick
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“You should have to earn access to the 'Reply All’ function on email."
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i don't know ft. what i'm doing
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From a fan in NYC. Proofreading matters!
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