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Matt Black

@thethirdmb

Accountant. Kinda. Musician. In time. Bonsai fan. Winterhater.

 Cape Town, South Africa
Joined September 2011
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Not my story, just something I found online, but this man is the world's greatest evil genius.
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Hey @AdamSandler, if this gets 10K retweets, will you come play 18 holes with us at the end of August? We take a lot of pride in having you as the 1996 Tour Championship winner 😅
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Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything!
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society if Nelly Furtado and Timbaland had never stopped working together
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@chorleyfc9 Jan 2021
Here we go, then - @Adele 🙌
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People keep asking me how I went from 143 followers to 150 in just 6 months. Let me tell you it has been a journey. A thread 👇
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😍 Vintage Schmeichel ™️ #MUFC @PSchmeichel1
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#DontBeDribbled by proponents of a “Second Wave”. #Casedemic #EndLockdown #PoliticiansAreTrash
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All the active satellites orbiting Earth each hour
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60% of South African tax revenue, goes to paying the salaries of 2.2% of the population.
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Sorry guys, I’ve been offline in the real world. Has the @EFFSouthAfrica solved racism while I was gone?
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Adam and Eve: The first people to ignore Apple terms and conditions.
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This is awesome ✊🏾Well done to those students at Windsor High School and well done to the school in instilling such quality thinking and care factor in their learners. capetownetc.com/cape-town/wi…
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Things always seem terrible around here, but yesterday my daughter saw her first waterfall and I got to watch her face.
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I don't know how the cream cheese works #overheardinspar
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In 1895, Nikolay Bogdanov-Belsky painted the famous: "Mental Arithmetic. In the Public School of S. Rachinsky." The problem on the blackboard is (10²+11²+12²+13²+14²)/365, can you find a way to solve it with mental arithmetic?
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New lockdown regs are confusing. Best I can figure out is you're now allowed to cross a provincial border for leisure purposes provided you leave your family at a restaurant till 10 and you're wearing a taxi on your face.
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TANZANIA: President John Magufuli cancels $10 billion loan from China and says terms would have only been accepted by a drunkard
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Stay classy @josbuttler
SA Cricket magazine (@SACricketmag) profile pictureSA Cricket magazine@SACricketmag7 Jan 2020
Check out the moment when England wicket-keeper Jos Buttler clearly calls Vernon Philander a f***ing knobhead in the dramatic final stages of the second Test. sacricketmag.com/watch-buttl…
Watch: Buttler rants to Philander

Watch: Buttler rants to Philander

Check out the moment when England wicketkeeper Jos Buttler clearly calls Vernon Philander a 'f***ing knobhead' in the dramatic final stages of the second Test.

sacricketmag.com
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Correcting the microwave’s clock after loadshedsing is essentially a waste of time.
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