mayonnaiseu

tfw ppl think ur cool nd daring but u just cant make urself care about anything & have no sense of self-preservation

tf did u do

rad

a handsome man...... ..... ,..,, ,,. .

im criing i came all the way out 4 a meetup 20 mins early nd the seller is mia jesus save me

grr im so salty ppl on carouhell r the absolute Worst

im a w r e c k i cant beleaf yoi is over

tfw u see ur birthday wishes 2 days late h a h aaa a i want 2 Die is it still appropriate to answer?????? who fuckin Knows

can everything like,,,,,,, st o p ..... ............

if some1 looks in m direction 2day im gna mcheckin Cry,

fucc this salesman didnt believe i dont drink alcohol regularly bc i look like a #1 beng im gna Cry

tfw u not looking b4 crossing the road nd sum1 HONKs at u outta nowhere like noah fence but ur gna kill me out of shock instead

same

wat 2 heck ezbuy is still overwhelmed w orders from 11/11 n theyre doin a black friday sale??? how bout u get ur house In Check first sweaty

i feel like a heckin,, Bush i h8 havin shaved sides