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ELI

@thewrongelijah

LL.B.⚖️ Barca. Law school next year.

 on the edge of sanity.
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Joined March 2023
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if Pedri has no supporters left on earth, know that I am dead and supporting him in heaven—or hell.
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Porn critics are a real thing in 2026
strae🥪🦝 (@swagfortnite13) profile picturestrae🥪🦝@swagfortnite1310h
porn has gotten so dull. boobs, dicks, asses. all the same. i need to goon to something abstract and conceptual
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this thing cold for okpaland?😭
Peniel. (@PenielThoy_) profile picturePeniel.
@PenielThoy_13h
bigger plans, same PENIEL. #redemptionarc
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Bruh? I'm always so insanely horny😭🙏
B£RL🤍 (@BerlofMonaco) profile pictureB£RL🤍@BerlofMonaco13h
I finally understand those adults that had porn on their phones when I was a child. The Conji is really massive
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Sadly, this is so true💔 Of all the classic bands, I find their music specifically hard to digest.
Mo 🇵🇸 (@exilehive) profile pictureMo 🇵🇸@exilehive19h
Several attempts of trying to listen to the Beatles and my God y’all love mediocrity. Girl nobody can sing in this group!
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May God destroy you in ways that are unfathomable to the human mind
Nk (@Marthasson1) profile pictureNk@Marthasson122h
You people dey tear me o Ofc Adele is good but she no dey touch Billie. Let’s be serious.
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Good guy Good footballer Good boyfriend Good son
Pedri González (@Pedri) profile picturePedri González
@Pedri11h
El choque de trenes de Toledo es una desgracia que nos duele a todos. Toda mi fuerza y mi cariño a las víctimas, a sus familias y todas las personas afectadas por el accidente. Les mando un abrazo y mi más sentido pésame 💔
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Mbappe doesn't even get half the hate pedri gets bruv, what is this gimmick?
Adika (@Adikastakes) profile pictureAdika
@Adikastakes16h
I wonder how Mbappe handles all this hate mentally. He’s by far the most hated footballer in the world right now and one of the most hated humans. I know he’s strong but it gets to a point…
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Holyyyy fuck
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Bayern everlusen losing to a team with a name i last heard of while reading a biography about Hitler ffs
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Let's talk about how they constantly whoop his ass for club and country, these fools think a few dribbles is "techinical"😂 There's a reason he's never won against Spain and he's lost 5 out of his last 6 encounters with barca despite playing in superteams.
𝙍 (@Frombernabeu) profile picture𝙍@Frombernabeu13h
Kinda funny how the top 2 players who are most known for their technical abilities are getting outplayed technically almost every single time by Bellingham the “bricklayer”
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24m in two years
korede (@_hxmilton) profile picturekorede@_hxmilton18h
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Na bogus accolades full this thing btw😭 Only ballon dor Fifa best Golden boots Pfa Are the meaningful awards here Tf is goal.com player of the year?
DEJI (@just_deji_) profile pictureDEJI
@just_deji_12h
The greatest Individual season for any living or dead footballer in history. 42 goals all comp while winning both the premier league and champions league too. Ballon d’Or Winner 🏆 FIFA World Player of the Year 🏆 FIFPro World Player of the Year 🏆 UEFA Club Footballer of the Year 🏆 UEFA Club Forward of the Year 🏆 Premier League Player of the Season 🏆 PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆 PFA Fans’ Player of the Year 🏆 FWA Footballer of the Year — 🏆 Premier League Golden Boot 31 goals European Golden Shoe 🏆 UEFA Champions League Top Scorer (8) Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year 🏆 Manchester United Players’ Player of the Year 🏆 World Soccer Player of the Year 🏆 Onze d’Or 🏆 Goal.com Player of the Year 🏆 Portuguese Footballer of the Year 🏆 The greatest there is the greatest there was, the greatest they will ever be 🐐!!!
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Inter Milan btw that team will be a problem to all in the ucl knockout stages, so good and resilient.
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4 minute video and still nothing more iconic than this clip where pedri took a piss on bellintuidi's head😂 Generational.
🫵🏽 #iLoveFootball (@idoxvi) profile picture🫵🏽 #iLoveFootball@idoxvi14h
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Hate it when people act like Messi didn't deserve it over haaland😂 Like yeah, it's sad and all cuz this was probably haaland's only chance to win it but he deserved it over him sorry.
𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞 (@L0rdJimm) profile picture𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞@L0rdJimm21h
Call me anything but not a liar please.👍🏾
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Her eyes man, she makes me blush need her in my life
RAN (@jlcats_) profile pictureRAN@jlcats_Oct 27
What’s your favorite English word or phrase? Alexia Putellas: “ I don’t know if I can say it…” 😭😭😭😭
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this one na web 50
Dave💊 (@gustavoinsol) profile pictureDave💊
@gustavoinsolOct 28
New Age ❤️🎂 5th key Thank you web3
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Bring him to la masia💙❤️ Congratulations 😂
Olivia 💞 (@Blessing_Olivi) profile pictureOlivia 💞
@Blessing_OliviOct 28
It's a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ronaldo Jnr 😭😭😭😭😭 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
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Be not deceived, this is a pedri stan account.
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they said some mechanic who only had 20 accurate passes and zero chances created. while waiting up front with the striker for a counter attack was the better midfielder in this match that we all watched 😭😭
𝟭𝟴𝟵𝟵 (@Barca_Archive) profile picture𝟭𝟴𝟵𝟵
@Barca_ArchiveOct 27
Pedri vs Real Madrid. This is what the stat sheets won’t tell you:
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