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Ryan Korsak

@thinkbrain

Software person. Digital hermit. Twitter egg. he/him

 Pennsylvania, USA
Joined October 2009
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The major difference between a software requirement that might change and a software requirement that cannot possibly change is that when a requirement that cannot possibly change changes it usually turns out to be impossible to implement.
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Replying to @JustinMcElroy
@JustinMcElroy I used talktotransformer.com's AI to generate this. This has to be in the top 5 most wild Munch Squads.
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Replying to @ShittyDK
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Replying to @Skype
@Skype seems to get worse every day. Now it's auto-playing a video ad with sound every 20 minutes or so. Disgusting.
*imitates Tiger Talkboy commercial in deep slow-motion voice* Hi kids, I'm home early
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I just realized that any time C3PO said "Thank the maker" he was talking about Darth Vader
Replying to @zohogorganzola
@zohogorganzola: Q: What's gonna happen when you push the first button?
The more I try not to think about it, the more I get "Captain's Magic Buttons" by The Wiggles stuck in my head
I'm not on Twitter, I promise. But I AM sick today, and this will be my outlet for the painfully stupid crap my mind spits out.
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