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It's really hard to explain to people outside that passionate circle, but they really do make every story worse, especially now
At least Post Crisis was built around their presence. Now you have Supergirl insisting to go to the orphanage even though you have perfectly capable...
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Their presence made the Prime story worse too, somehow
Hell by late Post Crisis, Pa had already died, and people love his death
There is no reason they should be around, especially when Clark is a father now
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“You know what I’d really like?”
“Tell me.”
“A Superman Adaptation.”
“We can do a Superman Adaptation.”
“A real Superman Adaptation, no deconstruction, no distaste for secret identities”
“I’ll make you a very traditional Superman Adaptation. No unnecessary deconstruction-
You know what I really want?
A Superman comic
We can do a Superman comic
A real Superman comic, no self masturbatory hope core crap
I'll make you feel like you're reading a real classic, the one where Prankster copyrighted the alphabet and Clark wanted to rip his fucking head off
Superman is the only Super-hero where you'll want him to be written like an actual character who can make his own decisions and people will GENUINELY think you're trolling
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“You know what I’d really like?”
“Tell me.”
“A Venom comic.”
“We can do a Venom comic.”
“A real Venom comic, no Knull bs or change of host”
“I’ll make you a very traditional Venom comic. Eddie and the Other's codependency, Spider-Man hate, saving the day.”
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Dylan & Sleeper #marvelrivals
“You know what I’d really like?”
“Tell me.”
“A Superman comic.”
“We can do a Superman comic.”
“A real Superman comic, no symbol of hope bs or Kents present”
“I’ll make you a very traditional Superman comic. Secret Identity shenanigans, cool supporting cast, saving the day.”
So it actually wasnt just a throwaway cameo ig, kinda had some purpose... I miss the xenophages can we get em back
I havent seen a single tweet abt Bad seeds even from Batman accounts I follow
Seems like I made the right decision
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.@NYCMayor gets a kiss from Pickles the seal to celebrate his and Councilmember @kaymsanto's $2 million investment in the New York Aquarium



































