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majorly underwhelmed in general

nyc
Joined May 2009
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gargantuan glizzy @WestHam 💷 £8.95 @FootyScran
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Yeah I’m hitting some KPIs. Kolsch, Pilsner, and IPAs!
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Just learned about KPIs.
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Bryce gets the nod for Game 2️⃣ in Cincinnati 🤠 #TridentsUp
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The locals of west palm beach were not ready for this queue
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I’m voting for DJ this coming election. My boy will get shit right.
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don juulio retweeted
RIP @thisguyparties sleep schedule
Print it out and save it 🖨️ Game times and tv networks announced for the 2024-25 season
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Looking around at this entire f*cked up country
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its actually pronounced bon iver
.@boniver performs at the Harris-Walz rally in Eau Claire 💙
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$1 Rolling Rock on draft 🍺
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don juulio retweeted
You: *pronounces Bon Iver as it's written* Most annoying guy you know, barely able to conceal his delight: what did you just say
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nordstrom rack ad stock photo overlaid with the following text: 40% off: score big savings this March on Penguin button downs and slacks
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this image would’ve done numbers when @thisguyparties was single
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GONEzaga* *doing things differently though this year, if Ike is back next year the Zags will be your 2025 national champions. Book it (also Edey is a bum, have fun is serbia next year king)
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I’m in the hole like I’m Ippei Mizuhara (deep!)
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Year 11 of brackeTYology is about respect, family, and being part of something bigger than yourself. 2 brackets, $20 (or 2 boxes of ziti) Winner also gets free Elf Bar voucher & punch card good for 12 16oz draft Rolling Rocks courtesy of @exwifesbar fantasy.espn.com/tc/sharer?c…
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The Don Sutton tour
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don juulio retweeted
Been taking an astronomical level of L’s recently. Luckily I’m built for this due to my troubled and betrayal filled upbringing
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