a super-intelligent shade of the color blue
infinite improbability drive
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If Law School does nothing else for me at least I know that by the end of this I will be a much better typist than I was before I started
Writing letters to my bestie like shes my husband off in the trenches during World War One meanwhile I'm spending money on postage to send my boyfriend a Really Cute Drawing Of An Astronaut
Three years of your life just for a chapter to end on a random day in April... on to bigger and better things, I guess.
Finals week affirmations:
-my hair is not greasy
-my notes are in order
-my friends don't hate me
-i am a real person
Apple pencil makes an awesome substitute for a hairpin if one really needs to pull ones hair up in a pinch. Better than pen or normal pencil. 10/10
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a couple weeks ago i walked past a guy talking to his friends in a jar jar binks voice saying “mmm! meesa socially liberal but fiscally conservative!” and ever since i’ve been wondering what the context of the joke could’ve been
Love when a recipe calls for whipped cream because not only do I get a sweet treat, I also get an Arm Workout
Few things compare to the simple pleasure of sitting down to enjoy a delicious meal that you made yourself
Eggs, meat, and olive oil on the same grocery list? Just take my firstborn child at that point, there is no recovering financially from this
Gay-owned coffeeshops will have you buying the most oddly named lattes for the low low price of $14 and your left kidney
