thokitts

Dear Ma & Pa MAGA, I know that facts are about as useful to you as a dictionary and a 23andMe test, but that doesn’t make them any less true, so even if you can’t or won’t read this, I’m going to say it anyway, because unlike you, I don’t get my information from a QAnon chatroom, from a fake “prophet” who receives “messages from God”, or from my drunk uncle Billy Bob who is best known for walking away with three of his fingers still intact after the tri-county turkey fryer blaze of 1998, so here goes: Joe Biden won the 2020 election. It was stolen or “stollen” and the ones who did the actual interfering, were Republicans. The January 6th attack on our Capitol wasn’t “peaceful”, it wasn’t a “tourist visit” or “legitimate political discourse”, it was a violent, traitorous attack meant to overturn a lawful election. The top secret documents found in Donald Trump’s chandelier shitter weren’t “planted there”, he didn’t “declassify them with his mind”, and once again a private citizen, he was not allowed to show them to anyone else for any reason in any room of his gilded golf resort. The First Amendment does not give anyone the right to manipulate vote totals or to coerce elected officials into doing it for them. No one is being indicted “for you.” No one was found liable of sexual abuse or business fraud “for you.” And that “never surrender” mugshot t-shirt you “own the Libs” by wearing, features a photo of a person who has just been arrested… literally surrendering. You can “think” whatever you want, you can “believe” the lies you’re told, you can tell yourselves that a rapist is a family man, that someone who can’t remember the name of the person he ran against or the one he hopes to run against next is “sharp”, and that someone who attacks our POWs and praises dictators is a “patriot”, but it doesn’t change the fact that it simply isn’t true. None of it is true. It never was, and it never will be. Whether you like it or not.