Thozi's a pretend writer; music lover, chess and tennis dropout. More than anything, he loves environments that groom the young.
Grahamstown, EC, South Africa
Joined March 2011
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My 7 year old son finally sat still enough time to tinkle. Poor quality vid 'cause I was trying not to interrupt what he didn't know could be a composition. Been trying to persuade him into music since he was 4, but he's more interested in computers ... and gadgets ... for now.
I wish policies could understand in December I expect them to jump and get theirs because once I get there first ... walala wasala.
Democracy fails as a system because if we choose a leader, we automatically have chosen the organisation (and visa versa).
If we could vote for minister candidates separately from their parties, this country would be better run.
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- U Make Me Wanna (Usher)
- Lady Godiva's Room (Simply Red)
- Dinner With Dolores (Prince)
- Me & Mrs Jones (Billy Paul)
- Cheating In The Next Room (ZZ Hill)
- Love Is So Good When You're Stealing It (ZZ Hill)
- Part-time Love (Elton John) &
- Part-time Lover (Stevie Wonder)
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With at least a door and more than two windows in a house, this stout grandfather prefers to go down the chimney (uninvited) wearing a red suit which manages to stay clean every time. Many houses have alarm systems that do not go off during these geriatric intrusions.
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So I bought rat poison, put it on the floor in its plastic knowing my clients don't mind tearing up packaging.
Woke up this morning with the whole plastic gone, apparently taken to the family. Bless the generous rodent. I just hope they curse at him on their death bed - not me.
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If ever there was a definition of "No leftovers, please". This is it.
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Everyone works on their Summer body. You'll never hear anyone working on a Winter body. This should mean curves are natural.
So Mr Wong rushes to hospital because his wife gave birth. The baby's caucasian and the nurse says: "What matters is that the baby's healthy & bouncy. What are you going to call him?"
Mr Wong responds: "Two Wongs don't make a white. I think we're going to call him Sum Tin Wong."
GENESIS CHAPTER 1, VERSE 3:
AND GOD SAID: "LET THERE BE LIGHT," AND THERE WAS LIGHT.
September 2022, Level 6:
So ESKOM said: "Nah maan! What's the use the off-button if not to be pressed?"
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Wikipedia is always on its toes. I mean the death was just yesterday, akukagqabhuki nenyongo, yet it has already recorded him as Charles III.
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Twitter work on these: the followers list should have those you haven't followed back at the top so we may see them 1st.
Also increase the number of people one may follow back. This "You are unable to follow more people at this time" is not on ... when following back, that is.
