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Jaymz

@threesixtyTx

Jokes,serious sometimes,blue collar, business owner💪🇺🇸

 San Antonio, TX
Joined September 2019
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There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.
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tri@tricipital14Oct 3
Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?
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I used to be so stressed as an 11-year-old when my teacher told us the ozone layer was getting damaged. 😭😭✋🏿
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audrey@phlegmmeOct 2
A plumber’s relationship with poop is like Batman and the joker. They are enemies but they need each other
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So basically every author is a #1 new york times bestseller? nobody is coming second?
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Why not make the Elizabeth Holmes movie more exciting by adding Chris Rock as a cartoon white blood cell who is also a detective?
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DANIEL@DnxlstillwonSep 7
life be tryna fuck me but imma freak tho
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Scotty@Dotsy1978Sep 7
Wtf has happened to the price of hotel rooms?? I only want to stay a night not buy the fucking hotel.
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xan@lilxan1kSep 8
do you wanna hangout once the curse lifts
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Roony@RoonystersSep 8
I just got hospitalised for being cringe. They put me in the awk ward
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I like getting gray hairs because it's a sign this is almost over
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This sexual harassment training isn't all that bad. The instructor has some BIG titties!
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Kristen@Kica333May 17
My skills include forgetting people’s names 2 seconds after they tell me.
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you just need to let things go your honor
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No condom forever or whatever black panther said
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pxt@paulxtApr 14
There should be a Strokes cover band called Different Strokes
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As a life coach, the one thing I tell my clients over and over: you’re not getting your money back.
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ly@tootsietoes22Apr 8
if men jack off then do women jill off
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Apparently telling people to sit down and shut the fuck up isn’t the way to start a sermon
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Thought about buying some of the hanging party patio lights then I remembered I don’t have friends or a patio.
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