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Why does parallel parking while a car is waiting behind you feel like taking the SATs under live artillery fire?
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My neighbor waved at me across the cereal aisle and I waved back enthusiastically. Then she walked right past me to hug the woman behind me. I pretended I was reaching for the Frosted Flakes. We've made eye contact twice since. Neither of us has acknowledged it.
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What’s the name of the app where you upload your bills and bored millionaires pay them???
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Sent a screenshot of my boss's email to the group chat complaining about it. Sent it to the group chat that includes my boss. He replied with a thumbs-up emoji. I've been drafting my resignation in my head for three days. He hasn't mentioned it.
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Hey, what was that software that basically functions like Microsoft word, but is free and then you are also not giving Microsoft money by using them?
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My four-year-old asked why the moon follows our car. I gave a whole explanation about perspective and distance. She listened carefully, then said, "That's nice, but I think it just likes us." Honestly, her version is better. I've been using it ever since.
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I want a feature where i can completely block AI content
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I love the sound of his feet clopping on the hallway floor, and the cat just looks like holy shit he's free
Get a Great Dane they said. It’ll be fun they said.😂
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I'm so glad my 20s are over.
Un jeune homme voulant vérifier la fameuse « sortie entre filles » de sa copine la surprend en train d’embrasser un inconnu. Plutôt que de faire une scène, il décide d’en rire et de tourner la page sans se retourner.
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She's pulling left he's pulling right. How is he getting out of car?
A Black man is suing Suffolk County police, alleging officers beat him during a traffic stop
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The guy didn't even shift once he was on the ground. He's deep in the mud poor guy.
This cop not only saved life of this young man, but also sat down to talk to him too 🫡 Not all heroes wear capes.❤️
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Shout out to the one goat that was like, “OH SHIT!” when the dog moved to be even more lazy.
Baby Goats Jumping On Sleeping Great Pyrenees
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Holy smokes. 93 days. That’s no joke
God bless this judge .. A drunk diver’s mother was laughing while the victims gave their impact statements to the courts .. so she sentenced her to 93 days in jail ! Every judge should be like this ! Share And Follow
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He is so excited, bro wants to do it again
Service dog loves the slide.. 😊
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That speed at night is a recipe for disaster
Holy f*ck and just like their lives are gone.😱
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That was the cutest jump, and then she looked back as though asking "did you move the table"?
I didn’t expect that
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Zoomies at the Olympics is a sport I'd watch.
The dog just wanted a chance to compete in the Winter Olympics.
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“I saw a cat do this on the internet!”
Dogs can’t sleep without you… Emotional support human required.
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His laughter while walking to his Dad is the best. OMG he is soo sweet
Dad was cleaning the stovetop when he caught something out of the corner of his eye.
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"I told you we need to have a few more kids!"
Racing against the rain to save the harvest.
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She Stole My Name, Ruined My Credit, and I Still Didn't Call the Police
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