Definitely Not Tim

Norway now has more than 2,000 underwater AI laser robots shooting lice off its salmon they're made by a company called Stingray, and they already guard more than 50 million salmon and trout 24/7 the reason is sea lice, tiny parasites that latch onto salmon and feed on them as few as 11 can kill a small fish, and one pen can hold 150,000 salmon the usual fix is pumping the fish out and blasting them with warm water or water jets to knock the lice off but the handling is so rough that Norway's fish health report ranks it the top cause of death in full-grown farmed salmon so instead, Stingray puts a robot inside the pen that hunts lice one at a time, all day: > two cameras watch every salmon that swims past > AI checks two frames to make sure it's really a louse > then a green laser fires from up to 2 meters away > the salmon's scales reflect the beam, so the fish swims off fine and the louse is dead we now live in a world where AI lasers do pest control on your dinner lmao

The old New Mexico flag is so funny to me. Shit looks like a youtube thumbnail

Entirely vibes based take apropos of something: Australian society is more selfish, incurious, anti-intellectual and toxically more individualistic than American society and this was a deliberate project for decades that very importantly was not an *American* project

At my college there was a girl who famously claimed to be dating and having sex with the game Tetris. It was a gigantic university but if there was a lull in conversation someone would go "Do you know about Tetris Girl" and everyone would say Yup how does it work with the blocks

Let's just call this what it really is: deeply anti-art.

As I explained to my astronomy class when we were discussing the classical conception of the universe, if you add enough epicycles, you can match any orbit you want.

I’ve been saying this to myself all week … soup and gender can be sites of play,

This is how citizens in Changsha go jogging. Chinese people are truly living in the future.

食い終わってから気づいたんだけど吉野家のキムチの皿って融合に似てるな