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Christopher Wolff (ChriSQL!)

@tickytong

SQL Server Developer, Computer Geek, Video Game Lover, and all around silly person. I work for Rubrik.

 Denver, CO
Joined April 2012
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Don't miss this guided lab experience for the opportunity to see how Rubrik’s SQL Server backup functionality builds on top of @RubrikInc’s policy-driven architecture extending it to SQL backups, and more! Register here: rbrk.co/4dul2zL
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Join me in a webinar today talking about practical tips to protect your databases from cyber attacks. Hope to see you there! #rubrik events.actualtechmedia.com/r…

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Join me as we talk over key decision points in moving to the cloud events.actualtechmedia.com/r…
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Just got a new PC for the first time in 10 years. I had an i7 3770k with a 1060 before and just went to an i5 12400 with a 3060. I just played a 4k video at 60fps and the new system barely hit 10% usage whereas before it would go full fan and 100%. Technology is amazing 😍
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How I imagine @IrishSQL laughing
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If you are going to be at @MS_Ignite this year make sure to check out @rubrikInc 's event with our CISO Michael Mestrovich speaking with Phil Mongomery GM @msftsecurity
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QQ for everyone: is taking native backups rather than using a vendor solution still considered "better"? Just curious what peoples thoughts are.
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So good!!
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@VancityReynolds28 Sep 2022
Quick explainer video that tackles… 1)    Timeline questions 2)    Logan canon 3)    MCU FAQ 4)    Whether we can do this all day or not
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@WhiteHouse4625 Aug 2022
Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven. nitter.gq/Acyn/status/1562530929…
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@Acyn24 Aug 2022
Greene: For our government just to say ok your debt is completely forgiven.. it’s completely unfair
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When I first started with Docker...All the feels
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I am DBA@DBAamI14 Aug 2022
And then they got the bill!
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I'm looking for public data to use for demos in SQL Server. Got IMDB already and I was looking at NYC Taxi info but it's in parquet files which doesn't seem to play well with the import tool. Anyone else have any suggestions? #sqlhelp
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I really could of used this talk a while ago youtube.com/watch?v=P_sWGl7M…
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@rubrikInc6 Jun 2022
We are thrilled to announce that @C_C_Krebs will be joining Rubrik as Chair of our new #CISO Advisory Board. Chris brings unparalleled #CyberSecurity expertise as the former Director of the @CISAgov.
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Everyday random meme...every damn day!
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So quick follow up on this, It turns out it was a setting in Zoom itself. If you go into the video settings there is a part called Adjust for low light that was set to Automatic. Changed it to manual and all is good now. Thanks for all the suggestions though.
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@warriors24 May 2022
Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.
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Question for people who do calls over zoom, do you have any recommendations for a light? Zoom seems to freak when I move my face or put my hand in the shot and then it darkens the screen. Could also be my web cam in my crappy Dell computer. Any suggestions would be great.
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