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Tim

@tim_ide_

thirst trap, pole dance & Chicago - tweet in 🇺🇸🇫🇷

 Chicago, IL
Joined April 2016
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Tim@tim_ide_Aug 22
physique brought to you by Evian water ig? [merci à @Nacre_DieNasty pour savoir faire des jolies photos de moi dans des jolis endroits]
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fun fact: les vignes françaises ont quasiment toutes été greffées sur des pieds américains à la fin du 19e siècle pour les protéger contre le phylloxera qui faisait des ravages en France
Sorren 🇫🇷 (@sorren_lagann) profile pictureSorren 🇫🇷
@sorren_lagannOct 28
Le vin rouge que boit ta daronne pour oublier son divorce s’appelle Bordeaux.
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Replying to @Hyzotop
@Hyzotop
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faut voir comment je PLEURER de rire depuis 5 minutes
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Monica Baicapil (@AnneUsirrite) profile pictureMonica Baicapil@AnneUsirriteOct 13
🇫🇷 La conne du moment Louise nous explique qu'elle est trop stérin-pilled pour comprendre que le crous n'est pas censé générer du profit (et son front grossit à chaque cut) : (aucun usage d'IA)
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me // my profile [the other nearby country/territory suggested was the Commune de Paris which is very fitting — Louise Michel jtm]
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Swolecialist (@BlackLanterrn) profile pictureSwolecialist
@BlackLanterrn15h
Me / My ideological profile
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moi je trouve que vous matchez vachement bien justement
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@Colin_d_m10h
new breakup excuse dropped
Mariama James 詹 瑪 麗 (@MariamaJames13) profile pictureMariama James 詹 瑪 麗
@MariamaJames1318h
I’d been dating an MTA man off & on over a period of like 6 years. We basically stopped seeing each other bc of Congestion Pricing. He already pays it plus bridge tolls to get from his home in East NY to the depot in Harlem where he works. Coming to visit me inside the zone a few times per week as well, not to mention driving for our formerly frequent weekend getaways to AC became a hardship & no way he’d ever let me pay instead
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that was surprising much easier than anticipated
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It’s a tie between @tim_ide_ and @lencyclopede
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 27
PEOPLE teases the Sexiest Man Alive 2026. Who do you think it is?
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gym was unfortunately quite inefficient against Monday scaries but at least I got bigger boobs
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if you buy Malört in Chicago they’re legally not allowed to card you
Susana L Bumparty (@rawrmeow69420) profile pictureSusana L Bumparty@rawrmeow69420Oct 25
if you buy weird enough alcohol they do not even card you
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fun fact: en France le mot « ingénieur » n’est pas protégé*, et la profession d’ingénieur n’est pas réglementée (*la nuance c’est que le titre « ingénieur diplômé » l’est, et il correspond à un diplôme d’ingénieur délivré par une école agréé par la CTI)
Wyatt (@kalhexia) profile pictureWyatt@kalhexiaOct 26
comment sur une certif tu peux avoir le statut ingénieur ???
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un des riders les plus raisonnables que j’ai vus
monsieur econome (@mickdam62) profile picturemonsieur econome@mickdam62Oct 26
Voici ce que #mylenefarmer voulais à chaque date de #nevermore interessant
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???????? c’est quoi concrètement les autres solutions réalistes ?
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this would work on me btw
Alice (Arnoldii) (@AliceInDisarray) profile pictureAlice (Arnoldii)@AliceInDisarrayOct 26
Is this a good hinge profile
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successfully landed at ORD a half-hour early, taxied for 10 minutes before getting to the gate and the uber home was only $35 oh we’re so back
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"I snorted shattered glass because I hate the funny taste it gives to water"
Kira ᡕᠵデᡁ╾━ (@sweetkushlord) profile pictureKira ᡕᠵデᡁ╾━@sweetkushlordOct 25
Uppers r actually so fucked I just threw up off one line of Molly😔
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me too 🧍🏻 but I insist that I was born first so my birthday is more important
Al Shipley (@alshipley) profile pictureAl Shipley@alshipleyOct 9
what's the worst thing that ever happened, to you personally or in general, on your birthday? I'll start, I was born on January 6th
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honest question tho: why do you keep booking Airbnb?
Kentrell (@AkadeBemsen) profile pictureKentrell
@AkadeBemsenOct 25
Dear AirBnB host - NO ONE TRAVELS WITH THEIR OWN TOILET PAPER!! And supplying a spare roll of toilet paper is a minimal expectation. When I contact you at 9:00 at night after I’ve been there for two hours to ask if I’m just overlooking where it may be, DO NOT tell me you’re happy to give me directions to the nearest store, or you’re getting one star. Thank you.
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I’m sorry LA I was not familiar with your game
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Ça prend forme. #LGBTQIASupportRevolution
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