Author, speaker, mistake prone father and husband. But I have some pretty funny stories to tell.
Dallas
Joined June 2009
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I hate that that call happened when it did. But show me a team that lost from a game changing call and I’ll show you a team that shouldn’t have put itself in the position of losing from a game changing call.
Amazing how many people who probably couldn’t set a DVR to record a show are now experts on what to do about a Chinese balloon.
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Stop what you’re doing and watch this complete takedown of @HerschelWalker by pastor @jamalhbryant. #WeDontNeedAWalker
Listened to @Boys_Vox call play-by-play during my drive home today. That voice is a gift from God and he takes you to football church with all the emotions of the game.
Clarence Thomas, the Rip Van Winkle of the Supreme Court, has awakened after a 50 year slumber confused and out of touch.
SCOTUS protects the right of an 18 year old boy to shoot up an elementary school while denying the right of an 18 year old girl to save her future.
I’m sorry, son. I can sell you those two AR-15s and 300 rounds of ammo, but you can only have one box of Sudafed.
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All that time spent discussing how to brief him on Ukraine only to learn he doesn’t know how doors work.
I think Dallas should bid to host the Winter Olympics. Apparently you don’t need snow and we have lots of space next to the power plant on Lake Lavon to build a couple of jumps.
While Democrats and republicans play “mine’s bigger than yours” and “he started it,” China is putting on a propaganda master class in front of the world at Beijing.
Wow.
Dear sister or brother, if as in Bethlehem, the darkness of night overwhelms you, if the hurt you carry inside cries out "You are worthless", tonight God responds and tells you: “I love you just as you are. I became little for you. Trust me and open your heart to me". #Christmas
Give me a break with your whole “my immune system is the one God gave me” argument. Even Jesus had a doctor on staff.
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Join the herd. Talk to your doctor today if you think Ivermectin is right for you.
Texas believes in death after life. The state can tell a mother what to do before her child is born but prohibits telling her what to do to protect her kid and all the other kids in her child’s kindergarten class. Hard to keep up @GregAbbott_TX
I stopped following Fox News today. Then the sun came out and a rainbow appeared and wrapped itself around my shoulder. And God said, “That’s Good.”