just a little phantom creature in the corner trying to figure things out ● autistic ● 34 ● she/they 👁
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"is the phantom of the opera a bard or a rogue" thread locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
Lav faithfully liking the first tweet even though they don't even like grexpecties (great expectations by charles dickens)
eating lunch in my car cozy style w the rain pouring down and my belly full of warm tamale……. a bitch must fight not to fall asleep
before i say this please remember that im bad at cooking AND chronically ill so this is legit an accomplishment. ok tonight for dinner i chopped brussels sprouts into strips, fried em in butter 8 mins, cracked in 2 eggs, & scrambled all that. im calling it goblin mash & it slaps
joy of the day (the chorus goes especially hard) youtu.be/3AeN-5PXaaQ?si=RLmv…
u can wear a clever little apron all u like while ur baking but it won’t save u from the sinister power of raw egg exploding to land right on ur sock
forgot i drew this until i went looking for something else but it's still relevant
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This is why you should be able to squat 150kg at least because what if a baby elephant wants to ride your back and you don't have enough strength to pick it up. Couldn't be me.
i was at the endodontist today to get a root canal redone (yeah.), and hanging above the patient chair, suspended from the ceiling, was a sort of grown-up mobile of four paper swallows (the bird) and it was really cuuute. i watched them drift and flutter the whole time
learned today of the incredible theme song to The Green Slime (1968) youtube.com/watch?v=Ld_2TI6x…
