Husband to @kdrkrepp. Father to (redacted) and Other. Couldn't give less of a shit about fewer/less. Admittedly flippant. Google the rest.

DC
Joined July 2010
Aaaassnnnnd....I’m out. Drop me a line at [email protected] if you need anything.
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Why is this thing not dying already? I can’t wait here forever.
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Promises promises
The prospect of abrupt and sudden destruction—through mistake or panic or anger—hangs over us at all times, so long as the weapons and the means to use them exist, @AthertonKD writes. on.theatln.tc/VnAdl7v
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Huh. People are still advertising on here? Fascinating.
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See? You people don’t even need me here!
I’m in Annapolis and literally everything is Navy. And therefore I’m forced to remind everyone that the Sea is Bad, actually, and always trying to kill you.
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Ok, fine, if this isn’t going to collapse I’m going back to doing what I was doing.
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I’d tell you but, well, you know. You probably wouldn’t understand. It’s super complicated. I tried explaining but you just missed it. It’s from Canada.
We’re down to the shit Halloween candy leftovers AND this hell sure is still here. TGIF my ass.
Jesus, this thing is still going on?
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How the fuck do you people get anything done?
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Can I learn to code by 2 pm PST? Y/n?
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Please account for a half hour lunch in your timeline, thank you
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It’s almost lunchtime. I can’t do this all day. Something…happen. Please.
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Notbutseriously someone do something. Someone not @BenHarris_1 that is. I’ve had enough drama out of him this year.
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I’m bored. This is boring. Someone do something.
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My understanding is that we can say whatever we want here now and no longer have to hold back. Plus it’ll all come crashing down by lunch and there will be no record. So here goes: Poop. Fart. Balls.
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If you don’t like this tweet that’s basically censorship.
Obviously. I mean, we’re built on a swamp
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So what…we just sit here and wait? Will there be any fires or explosions or locusts?
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Hey folks! Sorry, been enjoying my twitter break. Any big changes since I left?
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What’s new with me you ask? Some ups, some downs. Life has been good, could be better. Started a new job. Prob won’t make me rich but won’t lose me $44b either. Pros and cons.
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I literally can’t have been any clearer about this. So glad my message is finally getting across.
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