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Run a brewery in the French Alps. Ski and bike a bit.

Chamonix-Mont-Blanc, France
Joined June 2008
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🦅 THEY’VE DONE IT! Newcastle win their first game since March 2023. 574 days of hurt is over. A huge win for Steve Diamond’s men to beat the Exeter Chiefs at Kingston Park.
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The biggest story in Europe now. A total mess. Massive risks for France and Europe
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What an embarrassing mess.
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LOLZ at the after-school club detail.
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Richard Madeley explaining the plot of his new crime novel on Radio 2 just now is two minutes of pure joy, and the most @AccidentalP thing I have ever heard
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Again - how dare a government that has cut funding for 16-19 education by 15%, cut youth services by 70%, whacked up student loan repayments, overseen record rises in rents, and cut unemployment/housing benefits say this stuff?
heaven forbid young people are made to do something……
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Both Labour sources and some Tories are saying this is the most jaw-dropping moment of the week: the claim that Sunak misled a grieving mother about introducing legislation in her son’s name. ‘Psychotic’ says a Labour source. ‘Staggering’ says a Tory…
🔴 Manchester bombing victim’s mother feels ‘misled’ by Rishi Sunak Figen Murray, the mother of Martyn Hett, says PM promised on Wednesday to introduce a new law in her son’s name to Parliament before recess telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/05…
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There will be countless vox pops on TV over the next six weeks. This one (from @BBCNWT in Bury North last night) may be the briefest! #generalelection
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👀Rishi Sunak took questions from two men dressed in hi-vis clothing at a warehouse in Derbyshire who turned out to be Tory councillors. Good spot from @BylineTimes theguardian.com/politics/art…
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So I've now identified a second hi-vis jacket-wearing man, who asked Rishi Sunak a question this morning, as local Conservative Councillor Ben Hall-Evans. Hall-Evans was the first person to be called for a question with no mention of who he was bylinetimes.com/2024/05/23/r…
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Horrible bile spewer immediately being voted out of her dream job is it?
If you think you’re having a bad day, think of me. I'm a Parliamentary staffer. I've been in the job for… eight days.
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Prime Minister Rishi Sunak announces the date for the General Election
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Autism, mostly.
Seriously wtf is going on in the UK?
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"Why last night's spectacular Aurora Borealis is bad news for Starmer at the next election"
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Lost to a bin.
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Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
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🍿 Season 2 ... Incoming 😎 #SixNationsFullContact @netflix
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no one: donors to the tory party:
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British people tell you that they live in a real country and then introduce you to someone called the Marchioness of Cholmondeley
Lady Rose Hanbury: Who is the Marchioness of Cholmondeley? independent.co.uk/life-style…
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