Tim Salkowski

Wife brought me to girl’s night and I stared #lovewinsgate -ing

For reference

I’m betting plenty of you on here are creative. If I gave you my business company logos, I’d pay someone to make a #lovewinsgate special edition logos for my company to commemorate this moment in history. And then I’ll make merch with them. Anyone interested? #lwg #cg

Why talk about #ibelieve, when you don’t need to believe. It’s

“See you guys back in the future”

I grab the remote to put on @netflix. My cousin doesn’t have it. I log into my account. The app now looks like the upside down. The banner at the top reveals 3 new episodes of @Stranger_Things have just dropped. I go room to room to let each family member know they’re a jackass

Dinner is over, everyone returns to their hangout spots. Their familial cliques. I am watching football with my uncles. 8pm hits. I’m scrolling twitter. I start seeing people freaking out.

It’s Thanksgiving Day. I wear my #conformitygate crew neck to the family dinner. Political conversation that could possibly divide the family is instead replaced with ridicule of me, bringing the family together through communal bullying. I laugh it off, I’m used to it.

While we’re at it, I also love The Outsider, which is sort of IT-adjacent. There’s also absolutely excellent single season adaption of the book on HBO. Highly recommend

There’s a tv show on mgm that’s not bad either. The second season is airing now, but everything after season 1 is not from the book

It you want something @Stranger_Things adjacent to read, The Institute is a story that could easily be of a different timeline. Kids, special powers, and an escape trom the government lab that they are held in. It's one of his best modern books, imo #cg #lwg

I bought the #cg crewneck on Etsy fuck it

🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃 #conformitygate turkey 🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧 #lovewinsgate pie

We have 15 days until Thanksgiving and about half them damn days have some reason to pay attention. We either get new content on Thanksgiving or we storm the @strangerwriters house (in this fantasy, they live together)

The something bad is I’m gonna cry

What do you want for Chrimbus

Joyce probably knew the body was fake by now #cg #lwg

To tell you what kind of world we live in, 2 people in the last week have used the @netflix stock valuation as a reason to dismiss #cg / #lwg

If people are giving you shit in your real life for not being the kind of person who would continuously electrocute another person simply because an authority told you to do it, we’re all here for you #lwg #cg