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40 something King of beards, friend of the animals & all round swell guy. The only reason I am not in the dictionary is that 'awesome' is already a word.

The Sham! (Horsham, England)
Joined September 2011
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Watch Tom Swarbrick tie Laila Cunningham(Reform) up in knots over Farage being politically active. 🤣 #LBC nitter.gq/Haggis_UK/status/20745…
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We need more men like this to call out the anti-choice BS from the right.
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Robert Jenrick: The truth
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5 years ago today, Pandemic Year. It had been a month since I opened my "side project" (lol) cat rescue in the spare room of my flat in London. I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!
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The thing about Musk is that he doesn’t have a single observation that he didn’t steal from an even dumber guy
Rogan, talking about Zohran Mamdani: "What else has he done that makes him a swindler?" Musk: " Um, well, I, I guess if you say, uh, what I mean, if you, if say, if you say..."
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Left: Telegraph's Poppy Coburn, "Why would Israeli football fans not be safe in Britain's second city" Right: Because they sing songs about raping Arab women, chant death to Arabs, chant f*ck Arabs, celebrate empty schools in Gaza as Palestinian children have been murdered "Maccabi fans were seen attacking Moroccan taxi drivers and residents, with some wielding belts and other improvised weapons. Footage showed them setting off fireworks, chanting anti-Arab slogans, and using construction materials as weapons" "Amsterdam's city council passed a motion declaring Maccabi Tel Aviv "unwelcome" in the city. The decision was based on the actions of the club's supporters, who were accused of supporting "genocide" and engaging in racist behavior" Why would anyone invite racist football fans to sew division on the streets of Birmingham?
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Zack Polanski, "I hear your anger. And I think you're right to be angry. I think we should all be angry when we've had 14 years of Conservative austerity that shut our libraries, shut our community centres, and then to say integration is a problem?" "How do you expect people to integrate when you've taken away their services?" "We need to make sure that all politicians are speaking about migration in a positive sense" "Of course there will be people who have problems with migration. But their problems are, they can't get a dentist appointment; they're not enough council homes; because we've not invested in our communities" "But none of these are problems of a black face" "These are the problems of multimillionaires and billionaires, and politicians who haven't taxed them properly" "We can change that" "They're all political choices. Let's make different political choices"
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I want to hang out with the Portland frog that scares ICE
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Digital ID for all adults? I value my privacy too much 🫤 Just scanned my retina to unlock my phone, logged into my doctor's website to reorder my prescription Used my fingerprint to unlock my online banking and received a text from Tesco confirming it's 'really' me after signing in there. 85% of my online shop was already in my trolley thanks to my clubcard. Clicked pay now entering my cvv code for my stored debit card, shopping done. Signed into Twitter, who have my passport and bank details, and access to my dms, then popped on to Just Eat to order my poor husband some dinner. Three clicks and a face scan later, his 'food' is on its way. My smartwatch is monitoring my heart rate, sleep, steps, and precise geographical position. My dogs have gps trackers in their collars. External CCTV on, alarm disabled. As my voice is already registered I used Alexa to change the TV channel and put the baby monitor on night mode.
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Man with orange face and Oompa-Loompa outfit, "There's no racial overtone in saying we want to preserve and protect our borders, our women and children, our history and our heritage" Bonnie Greer, "When did the UK open the doors and let everybody in?" Man, "I see, yeah" Bonnie Greer, "When did that happen?" Man, "The safety of women in a city" Bonnie Greer, "You didn't answer my question. When did that happen?" Man, "I think with Blair" Bonnie Greer, "I couldn't come to the UK, everybody came here?" Man, "You came here as an immigrant" Bonnie Greer, "No, your statement, I apologise if I misunderstood. What you're implying there was a time where the United Kingdom was an open place where everybody could come" Man, "More selective I said" Bonnie Greer, "Oh really? When was that" Man, "Before the Blair government" Bonnie Greer, "Oh really, when was it? I'm asking a specific question" Man, "During the Thatcher years" Bonnie Greer, "I'm looking at the Rivers of blood speech" Man, "No, after Enoch Powell" Bonnie Greer, "So it was always open? That's not true" #BBCQT
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This International Cat Dave demands that you worship him like the peasants you are!! (To be fair, that's most days as well)
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Tommy Robinson arrested for violence again. Andrew Tate charged with rape. Russell Brand charged with rape. Laurence Fox racist charged with a sexual offence. Conor McGregor rapist. Stop looking up to these fucking cretins, it says a lot more about you than you care to admit.
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I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.
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Hulk Hogan’s son Nick Hogan is shown in attendance #SummerSlam
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The more I think about this the more I realise how brain dead it was to post it. • Date has no NFL, US or UK significance whatsoever, outside of the anniversary of a horrific event •They’ve literally never posted anything like this about any other date, ever Clowns
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Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account. But he didn't. Don't RT 🤣
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