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Why am I wearing this stupid man suit?

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2008
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Tony Beeman retweeted
How have they not caught him?
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Let’s set the record straight. I was in the room when Donald Trump crashed the weekly Governors meeting led by Mike Pence. Trump praised Tim Walz's handling of the protests in 2020. It was also the same day that Trump: talked about wanting to shoot the protestors, wanted law enforcement to violently clear Lafayette Square & stood in front of St. John's Church holding a bible. It was one of the darkest days of the Trump Presidency & a clear sign of what was to come. Facts matter.
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This! 🤣
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Bats having a melon party nitter.gq/Earthlings10m/status/1…
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I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
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I mean, I’m flattered, but naming a CrossFit workout after me is like putting Lauren Boebert’s name on a library.
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I freaking dare you to watch this and not feel something.
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"And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die!" Incredible line read from Gonzo
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