
jac (not aubrey) • she/her • 30s • also @coldboysworld • priv @notthetuunbaq if we’re mutuals
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Joined March 2026
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the annoyance & pest of the whole ship retweeted
All this debate about the best Christmas advert. John Lewis? M&S?
For me, there can only be one winner. Robert Dyas.
Every year. No contest.
the annoyance & pest of the whole ship retweeted
patient needs glossier concealer repurchase and passion fruit martini to live
if you wanted to read letterbox-style reviews of wikipedia articles, have i got good news for you compend.org/u/jac
the annoyance & pest of the whole ship retweeted
the trajectory of oomf’s life is about to change (she is watching north and south 2004 for the first time)
the annoyance & pest of the whole ship retweeted
November 5, 2026
Blind Item #17
The significant other of this beloved "Diplomat" is cheating on her.
the annoyance & pest of the whole ship retweeted
Thornton gradually undressing from his last scene in Milton, to Helstone, to the scene at the train station FRIES me.
the annoyance & pest of the whole ship retweeted
The ao3 outage has me and my roomate resorting to whiteboard
yes my display name is from a lieutenant fairholme letter about jacko the hms erebus monkey but it’s also a perfect description for me, an annoyance and a pest



























