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In short, you're held down because your butt is ticking faster than your head.

Worcester, MA
Joined June 2013
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There’s no one more Taguchi than So Taguchi.
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Three seconds later, a 3 ft tall, red Crayola crayon in a sundress and a floppy hat, came around the corner saying, “Has anyone seen my husband? Arthur? ARTHUR?!”
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Moments ago I spoke to Brittney Griner. She is safe. She is on a plane. She is on her way home.
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Don’t ever let anyone tell you that there weren’t real consequences to Endgame.
I don't deviate much here -- by design. We're here because baseball is the best! But I wanted to make one ask. This Giving Tuesday, if you're in a position to give, please consider ALS research. @ProjectALSorg + @ALSTDI are great options, and I hope people will chime in w/more
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And a happy Nap In A Living Room With All My Relatives While The Lions Lose to you as well, sir!
Can’t wait to nap in a living room with all my relatives while the Lions lose on Thursday.
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I think that records matter. And if you can’t win the MVP Award in the season you broke the AL single-season HR record, then they should just give it to Ohtani every year that he simply is healthy. But doing that strips the award of all meaning, IMO.
1.0 WAR? That is what has gift wrapped an award designed to showcase an individual players talent/performance over the course of the season? NOBODY believes AJ makes the Angels better with his performance VS. what Ohtani TRULY means to a team providing what he does on both sides
Buster’s smoking that good shit this morning.
Justin Verlander has three Cys, an MVP, two WS titles in his career. Now on the radar before him: He could be the last pitcher ever to post 300 wins in his career, and to compile 4,000 strikeouts. He'd be the fifth pitcher ever to get to 4K (Ryan, Johnson, Clemens, Carlton).
Tory Kilcoyne retweeted
No words. Best Kevin Conroy tribute I’ve seen. RIP #Batman. 📷 @WhyNotStuff
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I just want this for posterity.
Congrats to the Dodgers for signing, uh, I dunno, Matt Boyd or Chad Kuhl and getting 155 innings of 2.80 ERA ball in 2023
THE LASER SHOW Dustin Pedroia—2007 ROY, 2008 MVP, WS Champ 2007 | 2013 | 2018, SS, 4x GG, 4x AS—was on a HOF track until injuries derailed his career. .299/.365/.439/.805 | 113 OPS+ 624 BB | 654 SO | 394(!) 2B | 1805 H
I’m going to sporadically name a position, and I want you to name the first player that comes to mind. Please quote. 2B
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Stunned by the loss of this brilliant actor. Words can't express my admiration and respect for the man. I loved him like a brother. #RIPKevinConroy 💔
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I got to help Kevin Conroy at a convention once, and seeing him interact with his fans was one of the most amazing experiences of my life. He was so generous and so kind. Truly. And I got to tell him what he meant to me. I’m so lucky I got to do that. He will always be my hero.
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💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
In the documentary I Know That Voice, Kevin Conroy tells this unforgettable story about working at a food relief station in Manhattan in the days after 9/11. It’s one of my favorite stories he told about the power of his talents. Rest In Peace Mr. Conroy
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Tory Kilcoyne retweeted
I lost a hero today. We all did. The one true Batman - the voice I’ll always hear in my head whenever I read or write a Batman comic book - has passed. I’ll miss you forever, @RealKevinConroy. Thanks for defining the Dark Knight with your powerful pipes... and for being a friend.
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Tory Kilcoyne retweeted
I don’t have the words. Not today. My heart is broken. There will never be another. He IS #Batman. #RIPLEGEND
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Strong vibes.
Boras on Brandon Nimmo: “Whoever is lucky enough to go pick our guy will be lucky to be Finding Nimmo.”
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Also… That’s Brandon With a capital B And that rhymes with P And that stands for Pool!