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Torben Nielsen

@tkndk

Agile software professional; wrangler of people, culture, tech; dog lover. If you can’t read a tweet, it’s probably in Danish.

 Denmark
about.me/tkn
Joined October 2009
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Hey @Airbnb - it would be great if “fully fenced yard” was a search option. Dog owners and parents of small children would love you even more.
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NEW: people worry when they hear "40% of hospitalisations are fully vaxxed", but this chart shows that's actually good news. The more people you vaccinate, the higher their share of hospitalisations, but the *total* number in hospital is a fraction of what it would otherwise be
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Hey @odensekommune, jeg blev lige ringet op af Wilke på vegne af jer. Da jeg svarede at jeg ikke havde tid til det, spurgte personen hvorfor jeg ikke dog ikke havde det. Instruer venligst jeres analyseinstitut i at udvise lidt mindre aggresivitet, tak.
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Replying to @budgetbakers
@budgetbakers Is it me or is it not possible to create budget in your free version?
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The short answer to this is, it’s just me. The slightly longer answer is, that you can’t do it in the web app (sadly).
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This implies a lockdown experience completely opposite to mine. wumo.com/wumo/2021/07/02#
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Vi er nu nået dertil hvor vi ikke engang forsøger at skjule FOMO marketing mere. #suk
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Jeg har så mange spørgsmål.
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Perhaps I’m vain, but the best upgrade to my home office has been a good stand-alone webcam. Meetings are so much more enjoyable now that my video is well framed and others can see when I gesture with my hands etc. #workingfromhome
The quality of my PPTs would be greatly improved if Google Image Search had a "find me an image of X in the same style as this other image I just stole".
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My management style consists mostly of telling folks to delete Teams from their phones and go away when on vacation
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BT er seriøs dårlig wingman.
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Hvis man kunne editere tweets ville jeg tilføje at man skal se billedet i fuldskærm før joken giver mening. Den er stadig dårlig, men så giver den mening.
Aka “fixed a typo”?
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Hey @PrimeVideo, why isn’t James May’s Oh Cook available in Denmark?
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Most of the code that runs your life is just someone’s for loop and they are thrilled that it works.
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@RayRedacted8 Nov 2020
What is one thing in your area of expertise that the general public is completely unaware of?
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Death Star PR@DeathStarPR8 Nov 2020
Organising a press conference in the parking lot of a landscaping company for after the Battle of Endor to explain how we weren't owned by a bunch of Space Murder Bears and, in fact, WON BIG TIME, actually.
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Nå, venner, @YouSeeDK @TelenorDanmark @TeliaDanmark @3Danmark, hvem af jer kommer først med 5G internet til hjemmet?
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Eric ✪@Ericneedsabeer10 Oct 2020
Replying to @AnneWheaton
From my neighborhood:
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