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Tolú

@tlash__

LEGO & football enthusiast. Half and half.

Joined January 2011
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In all this, A for Anuofia sha.
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How do you explain this A nonsense to a non-Nigerian 🤣
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I should be sleeping but this is what keeps playing in my head😭😂😂 “Even me, Arinze, A”😭
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The tone difference of “eiii” before and after he realised Ahmed = BAT 😭😭
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This is obtuse
Dr. Ose Etiobhio (@osemagnum) profile pictureDr. Ose Etiobhio
@osemagnum13h
"I'm sorry my dear wifey, the IVF failed, we couldn't sentence you to death this time. We will try again with another IVF, hopefully, you get sentenced to death then"
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Replying to @msanixx
Whatever happened to personal responsibility? If you find something more difficult like booking trains, spend more time on it and take more care. It can’t forever be the answer to provide benefits can it?
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@LBC15h
‘Our bill is going to get to half a trillion because someone can’t remember to book a train in advance?’ @TomSwarbrick1 can’t believe caller Gavin is defending cheaper train tickets for people with ADHD.
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Imagine Kenneth Okonkwo being your dad 😭😭
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My two cents is that as Nigeria is sinking further into a dystopian reality, court jesters like this Okonkwo guy have no business in influencing national discourse. Governance is not a comedy skit, and the future of an entire nation is not a nollywood script for entertainment.
Morris Monye (@Morris_Monye) profile pictureMorris Monye
@Morris_MonyeOct 28
No way this is real 😂😂😂 What is going on in our political space.
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Nothing like a good old Netflix cartel documentary.
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This cannot be the new normal mehn. Under what capacity? What manner of fuckery is this?
Tax Advocate (@TaxHours) profile pictureTax Advocate
@TaxHoursOct 28
NRS Boss Zacch Adedeji Hosts Seyi Tinubu at Revenue Service Headquarters in Abuja
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Image from Tax Advocate (@TaxHours)
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Americans are very funny people
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnews18h
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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I bet God looks down at Nigeria, giggles and goes about his day.
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Uchesame@uchesameOct 29
Somebody tell Kenneth Okonkwo that A is also for Akpabio nau. Since we all want to be mad together. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I wonder if colourism was a thing pre-colonialism.
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A for Aderonke 🤣🤣
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Una good morning oo
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Is Kenneth Okonkwo mad?🤣🤣
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To be exploited in 3…2…1
Home Office (@ukhomeoffice) profile pictureHome Office
@ukhomeoffice17h
From today, charities can apply to sponsor refugees through new, capped Named Community Sponsorship and Refugee study safe and legal routes. Sponsors will provide accommodation, integration support and help finding work. First arrivals are expected in autumn 2027.
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I need to understand what on earth is going on in these prisons because why do so many women working in them do stuff like this? :S
Daily Mail (@DailyMail) profile pictureDaily Mail
@DailyMailOct 28
Prison psychologist who allowed lifer to film their sex sessions and smuggled in phones and SIMs in baked bean tins is jailed for 28 months trib.al/kb2RaWK
Jailed: Prison psychologist who had sex with lifer on camera

Jailed: Prison psychologist who had sex with lifer on camera

Amber Gayle, 32, allowed murderer Rickcarlo Williams, 24, to video their sex sessions in a therapy room at HMP Swinfen Hall in Staffordshire, a court heard.

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