
ALT Title: How to gift wrap a book A book, scissors, sellotape and giftwrap on a table. The book has a friendly face and says "1. Roll out your chosen paper and put the book on it." The book continues, saying "2. Take a moment to consider the book as an object." and "3. Ask yourself "Will the intended recipient fully appreciate this book and accord it the respect that it truly deserves?" "4. Correct. They will not. Put the book on your shelf and replace it with a different gift." Socks, chocolate, whatever. Repeat steps 1-4 for any other books

ALT Title: How many books should I take on holiday with me? Image: A seemingly helpful flowchart that begins with the the question "Have you got a book in your suitcase" but soon becomes a recursive loop causing the reader to put an ever-increasing quantity of books into larger and larger suitcases.


































