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Warrenton/ JHB, South Africa
Joined December 2012
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Grandmother’s age is 95.🤒
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When life gets harder, get stronger.
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Fikile Mbalula again. – at Fouriesburg, South Africa
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Phalaphatically I used to associate Buffaloes with Ramaphosa..After watching Advocate Mpofu,I’ve changed my mind😁🤣😁
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Today's flyover in Cape Town wasn't the first time, South Africa has had a history of delivering some truly unforgettable low passes. Here are some of the best from the past.
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Popcorn cru must be investigated
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O buwa masepa! Remix 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 😭😭😭😭😭
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𝗜𝗡 𝗕𝗔𝗛𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡!!! Al-Khaldiya have unveiled new signing Patrick Maswanganyi. 🇧🇭x🇿🇦 #UNPLAYABLE
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Bheki Cele – at Durban, South Africa
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❝Be like the moon, stand alone in the dark and bring light and hope to some people.❞ ~ Mzilikazi wa Afrika
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Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi: Reiger Park a youngster killed four people he was out on bail by the very same laws that are written by the country, he's in today he's going to be in court the other day and he's going to be given bail again trust me and he's going to go out and kill again.
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He is brilliant .
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"I remember working at SPAR. I remember requesting leave for my exams, and when I handed in my timetable, my manager became rude and agitated when he realised I was a Law student. He shouted, “Why is she here if she’s studying Law?” From that day onwards, the toxicity and abuse towards me only got worse. It felt like everything was being done to make sure I quit. And yeah, I did. I’m humbled by the experience. Today, I’m a qualified lawyer."♥️
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Hacker meets a developer
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MP ADAMS' COMMISSION TESTIMONY ON ICT SUPPORT PROVIDED BY PARLIAMENT @ParliamentofRSA statement: Parliament has noted statements made by National Coloured Congress Member of Parliament Mr Fadiel Adams during his appearance before the Madlanga Commission this morning, in which he attributed delays in accessing correspondence from the Commission to persistent problems with his Parliament-issued laptop. Mr Adams indicated, among other things, that his laptop had been problematic for approximately 18 months, was frequently either frozen or in for repairs, and that this had affected his ability to access information. Ordinarily, Parliament would not comment on explanations offered by a Member in proceedings before a commission of inquiry. However, insofar as these claims create the impression that Parliament failed over an extended period to provide a Member with functional tools of trade necessary for the performance of his constitutional responsibilities, the institutional record requires clarification. Following Mr Adams's remarks, Parliament reviewed the ICT Service Desk records relating to technical support logged for him during the relevant period. The records do not reflect any reported incident of persistent laptop malfunction, hardware failure, repeated freezing of the device, or the laptop being repeatedly submitted to ICT for repairs. The ICT incidents recorded during this period relate primarily to routine user-access and account-support matters. These include a Windows password reset in January 2025, an ERP/Marang password reset in June 2025, assistance with logging into a device in July 2025, a Wi-Fi update in January 2026, and an ERP/Marang eDisclosure-related request in June 2026. These matters were recorded through Parliament's ICT Service Desk and were closed. Password resets, authentication or login difficulties and connectivity configuration are routine ICT support matters and are materially different from a device being technically dysfunctional or unavailable for an extended period. Parliament therefore has no ICT Service Desk record supporting the assertion that Mr Adams' parliamentary laptop was persistently dysfunctional for approximately 18 months in the manner described before the Commission. It is also important to clarify that Parliament's provision of tools of trade to Members is not limited to a single laptop. Members are provided with multiple ICT devices, including a laptop, tablet and smart phone, precisely to support continuity of access and enable Members to perform their parliamentary responsibilities. Where a Member experiences a technical problem with an allocated device, established ICT support channels are available for the incident to be logged, diagnosed and resolved. Alternative Parliament-issued devices also provide continuity of access while a particular device is being attended to. Parliament's clarification is confined to its own ICT and administrative records and should not be construed as commenting on the substance of Mr Adams' evidence before the Commission, which remains a matter for the Commission. @pule_jones
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The non working laptop of Fadiel Adams has been located 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #MadlangaCommission
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Wow!! Chair Justice Madlanga, yhoo!! 😳 Fadiel Adams has just found out, shortly and very clearly, what we’ve been saying all along: this is NOT a playhouse. This is the Madlanga Commission. The Chair basically told him that his conduct shows he has not been taking the Commission ,or the people he is supposed to serve ,seriously. 😳 Now his testimony has been postponed to 19 August. The message from the Chair could not have been clearer: from now on, take this Commission seriously, Mr Adams. 👀🤭🤦‍♂️
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#sapsFS [STEP-FATHER ARRESTED FOR GRUESOME MURDER OF 4-YEAR-OLD BOY] A 24-year-old stepfather will make his first appearance in Herzogville Magistrate’s Court on Tuesday 11 August 2026 on a charge of murder. Earlier today, 10 August 2026, the police in Herzogville attended to a scene of crime at Old Cemetery, Malebogo. According to reports, the body of a child with severe injuries to the head was found wrapped in blankets and curtains. Local Criminal Record Center experts based in Welkom were summoned to process the scene. A case docket for murder was opened at Herzogville, and a preliminary investigation started. The victim was identified as a 4-year-old boy from Malebogo. The address was visited, and the bloodstained parts of the blankets and curtains, as well as clothing that is presumed to belong to the deceased boy, were discovered. The police arrested the 24-year-old male, who is the deceased's step-father as a suspect. The 24-year-old step-father is expected to appear in Herzogville tomorrow, Tuesday 11 August 2026. #FightingCrime #ChildProtection ST saps.gov.za/newsroom/ms.php
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Oh wow
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