I am healthy I am whole
Detroit, MI
Joined January 2009
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ALT Selfie of me wearing a blue English D hat and brown glasses
ALT A strange print of Barbara Streisand where you can only see her face
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Anyone downplaying this World Series to those and around those who have never gotten to experience it, take a listen:
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Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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To understand the current posture and contradictions of the ownership side, you have to understand that literally no “small market” owner opposes Dodgers spending. The more the Dodgers spend + make, the more money that gets stuffed in Mark Attanasio’s pocket
Major League Baseball wants a salary cap and says it's to ensure smaller-market, lower-payroll teams can win in the postseason.
Milwaukee, Cleveland and Tampa Bay are winning without one.
Free at ESPN, how to reconcile the 2026 postseason and cap talk: espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/5016…
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I reached out to Michigan Senate candidates Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers for their thoughts on the Detroit Red Wings.
Here's what they had to say:
octopusthrower.com/what-each…
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DIVISION LEAD ERASED. 2-0 SERIES DEFICIT ERASED. THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS ARE HEADED TO FLORIDA AND WE'RE LOVING EVERY GODDAMN SECOND. BUILD JOSE RAMIREZ STATUE AT EVERY STREET CORNER IN CLEVELAND. GAVIN WILLIAMS MELT MACHINE. ONTO THE ALCS LFG EAT SHIT _W1LL_ LMAO #GuardsWinHive
