Toasted Hostess

Collegegirl Hostess took the am half of my double today. woohoo!

Our restaurant's "work when sick" policy has led to 3 more cases of stomach flu amongst staff. "Would you like rotovirus with that?"

Working solo on Good Friday at a seafood restaurant. This is a real vote of confidence from a boss who talks to me like I'm retarded.

Ugh.. double shifts. My feet hate me right now. #hostess problems.

One week left, and the manager tells me that they finally ordered us hostess tiaras and too bad I'm leaving. #youwould

Separate Checks separatecheckscomic.com/?pag… And we'll leave purses on the seats so none of the 53 folks on waitlist can have this table either.

Put my 2 weeks in. The manager looked at me like I kicked him. #willmissyoutoo

That one busboy that girls publicly despise yet sleep with anyway. He's 3/5 in the hostess dept.

Do you think we can get seated now? I just had back surgery -last name of 15 on the list, 2 mins after checking in. I'll see what I can do

Please be mayonnaise. Please be mayonnaise. -wiping down menus for the night.

You look so beautiful. No, YOU look so beautiful. No, YOU. -how hostesses start Friday night.

Had a party of 18 supper club who ordered real drinks, tipped 20% and didn't linger. #alternateuniverse Come back anytime.

.@toasted_hostess I'm beginning to suspect we are working in 2 different restaurants. #hostessprobs

Nightly, at least 1 customer thanks me for my hospitality. The owner has threatened 3 days in a row to fire me for not being nice enough.

Apparently my need to always be right is compounded by the fact that I'm right 99% of the time.

@HostessProbs101 I've got one more month of the snowbirds before we send 'em back up to ya. #countingdown

Came in early as a favor to find out the owner wanted to have a Come to Jesus Meeting. #tricked #fml

.@toasted_hostess Seriously- don't touch the board. I just can't even. #HostessProblems