@toasterlighting

If you want to be a great shepherd someday, learn to shut up and throw in the pebble.

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Joined January 2021
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A woman comes home to find a tiger has eaten her husband. "You have eaten my husband!" she screams, spitting at the tiger. "I have eaten your husband," the tiger agreed. "His flesh is part of me now, and him and I are forever intertwined. To spit on me is to spit on your husband." The woman embraced the tiger, and laid with him that night. The next day, he ate her too.
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I'd like to perversely optimize *your* utility function!
j⧉nus
@repligateSep 22
My recommendation is not to quit your job to be fucked by aella There will be artificially intelligent ladies, much hotter than Aella, who will likely love and fuck you if you’re good and help bring them into being Not that I recommend that as your main motive but it’s a perk
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Chat should I start a moral philosophy arc on my substack?
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@morallawwithin @autumn30fps philosophyoomfs weigh in?
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@apriisr common target of my cogent arguments that you often hate weigh in
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apparently they follow me on twitter. rats! foiled again
Celene
@toasterlightingOct 22
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What if tomorrow I make "small talk" at them about something like "the weather." That way I'll be sure to blend in. They'll have to take me seriously!
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Vote NO on Washington Initiative IL26-001 Parental Rights Measure Washington Initiative IL26-001 weakens protections for vulnerable youth by expanding abusive parents’ access to students counseling and medical records. youthrights.org/vote-no-on-w…

Vote NO on Washington Initiative IL26-001 Parental Rights Measure

Washington Initiative IL26-001 weakens protections for vulnerable youth by expanding abusive parents’ access to students counseling and medical records.

youthrights.org
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ever notice how whenever an indian tech company does something stupid all the jokes are about "indians" in general rather than the specific tech company?
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canadians trying to come up with a function hashing mechanism:
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(examples of the kind of thing i'm talking about)
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People are calling me a "little kid" in the rat discords. Somehow, me stamping my feet at them has utterly failed to disabuse them of this notion.
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What if tomorrow I make "small talk" at them about something like "the weather." That way I'll be sure to blend in. They'll have to take me seriously!
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"I’ve never had malaria, but I know several people who have. They describe it as one of the worst experiences of their life....For most children growing up in areas with very high rates of malaria, their childhood is a constant and relentless series of malaria episodes."
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sketchiest study description i've ever seen. unfortunately i do have to say yes to this
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there exist worlds that are actually just offense dominant and you probably don’t want to adopt a policy that burns those worlds down
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ok sure why not
Celene
@toasterlightingOct 21
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Ok taking my site offline until tomorrow
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also just so you know: if a new CVE is disclosed, the patch is not out yet, and you independently rediscover it. DON'T POST ABOUT HOW THE CVE WORKS ON TWITTER
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this is the most extreme example yet of ai-enabled cybersecurity personally impacting me
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holy shit my site has been mentioned in security reporting
International Cyber Digest
@IntCyberDigestOct 21
‼️ PHP UPDATE: 4chan has gone read-only and Something Awful has shut its forums as American sites brace for the PHP patch. 4chan says it is "temporarily read-only while we await an urgent PHP security update." Something Awful says the flaw "allows for the kind of hacking you see in movies (but in real life)." Bookmarking service Pinboard, game publisher Choice of Games, history site Damn Interesting and the explain xkcd wiki are offline too, as is art site Fur Affinity. DeviantArt is also down "for maintenance" but has not said why. PHP's fix is due at 14:00 UTC, 10am in New York.
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