I was severely disappointed when I found that Han Solo wasn't called Hans Solo in the German dub.
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Microsoft Paint is the BEST when it comes to converting .webp files into actual usable image files like .jpg or .png. I'm not even kidding.
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would flying westward be faster than flying eastward? Because well, you're going against the earth's rotation.
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Who's the genius that named our ancestors "Homo Erectus"?
Imagine discovering fire, or strangling a velociraptor, okay?
and the first thing that comes to mind to the people in the future is that you're a raging homosexual.
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Why don't we leave bread in the oven for a few minutes longer so it becomes a loaf of toast?
Like, I would rather have a loaf of toast than a loaf of bread.
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Smoking looks so friggin' cool, man. But that shit destroys my lungs...
I just wish there was a way to smoke without destroying my lungs.
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