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A semi-solid congealed loaf. John Galt stole my leaf blower.

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Joined June 2013
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actually, don’s vapid lifestyle is a thin salve over a perpetually aching wound of loneliness. the pain of never truly being known metastasizes as the series unfolds *gf leaves the room* don draper is the coolest fucking guy in the world and i endorse everything he ever does
Being the creative director of an ad agency in 60s NY
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"The top four seeds in last year's playoff, and this year's playoff are a combined 1-7... we can't serve the purpose of a bowl season and do a playoff at the same time." @joelklatt shares his thoughts on the format of the College Football Playoff. Thoughts?
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Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch have revealed they keep receiving the middle finger while driving their Tesla Cybertruck. This resulted in Rollins recently snapping at a passerby. Seth Rollins: "I almost snapped the other day on a person who flipped me off while I was driving my truck. I did, not almost, I actually did. I have a black Cybertruck, and in LA that's like you're the enemy. We have a Model 3 or Y, whatever, too. Drive around in that thing and no one gives a sh*t. Elon went absolutely nuts and I bought it like kind of right before that. I just really like the electric cars, I like the brand." Becky Lynch: "One of his friends had bought it and put the down payment on it, and then he decided he didn’t want it anymore. We needed a second car so Colby was like, 'Okay, I'll get it from you.' We needed a second car anyway, we like electric cars. Friends of the environment, not Elon. So he got the car, but everywhere we go we get flipped off." Seth Rollins: "This guy, I was driving my daughter to school. She [Becky] was in the back seat with Roux. This guy, this little guy, just walking his dog on the side of the road, we were just driving, I make this turn, and unwarranted, he just goes like this [sticks his middle finger up]. Real tough, real tough guy with his little dog. And I was like, ‘Urgh, God.’ And she didn’t see it. I’m like, ‘Tell me to just keep driving, tell me to just keep driving.’ She was like, ‘Just drive. What happened? What’s going on?’ We started to turn away and I was like, ‘No.’ "I hit the brakes and I wrapped it back around, and I went up and found this guy, and I parked the car and got out and I just ran up to this guy and I’m like, ‘You don’t know who the f*ck people are. You don’t know what people are going through. I’m just trying to take my goddamn daughter to school.’ I’m like, ‘You don’t know sh*t about people.’ Then I started going in on him. I’m like, ‘I don’t agree with politics’ and this and that. And he tried to apologise." Becky Lynch: "He was like, ‘It wasn’t you, it’s the car.’ Well the car can’t see you flipping it off." (Source: Something's Burning)
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My beer is 3 servings. And I’m not crazy, you’re crazy for thinking 12 ounces has to be one beer because some guy with a handlebar mustache said so in a pub 300 years ago. I drink 4 ounces, that’s Beer #1. The middle 4 ounces, that’s Beer #2. The last 4 ounces, that’s Beer #3. What I’ve done now is changed and manipulated my BAC. I now can drink 21 beers a day. Stack that up over a month, I’m gonna kick your butt. Stack that up over a year? You're toast. Stack that up over 5 years? My entire life is different than it would have been otherwise.
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Olsen is so good because he has the wherewithal to know viewers are thinking Rodgers' sack was a horse collar and explains why it's not
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Point I made on Inside ACCess last night that I think needs to be discussed more: If Cuse wins Friday, they should have to light up the @SphereVegas to look like Otto.
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🚨GIVEAWAY🚨 Want this gorgeous Triston Casas yoga bobblehead?! Just retweet this post, follow us, AND follow the Monsters of Sox podcast feed (reply with a pic) to be entered to win!! The winner will be announced on our first episode releasing on May 29th!
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New name, same great content. Welcome to Playbreakers. #NFL #NFLDraft #CollegeFootball #football
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Jim Harbaugh talking to Sherrone Moore about the multiple NCAA investigations.
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Best Video Game In 2016?
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The people who are like, “I can’t wait to start an NCAA 24 dynasty with Ohio State/Georgia’s roster” tells me all I need to know. Lot of you aren’t built for the FIU/Southern Miss/Kent State grind, and that’s OK.
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🦬 OC Ken Dorsey is out. Will this shake-up steer the Bills' ship right? 🏈💥 #BuffaloBills #NFLNews #CoachingCarousel"
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Stop buying the Sam Howell holds ball too long narrative His avg time to throw is 2.78 secs (per Next Gen Stats) Still faster than P Mahomes - 2.9 K Cousins - 2.89 CJ Stroud - 2.94 J Allen - 2.88 R Wilson - 3.07 J Hurts - 2.97 J Fields - 3.06 Many more #HTTC | #TakeCommand
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A sanctuary. A sacred place.
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NY Giants got crushed in week one against the Cowboys 🏈 An omen or just a bad day? We dissect it all! 👀 #NFL #newepisode #podcast #nygiants
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🚨 New Episode Alert! 🚨 Aaron Rodgers is sidelined. What are the Jets cooking up now? 🤔 Tune in to find out! #newepisode #NFL #podcast
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I mean it's one perfect phone call, Michael. What could it lead to, 10 indictments?
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🏖️🌞 Q's got a Cancun tale that'll have you rethinking your next vacation! And the workweek that followed? It's the perfect combo of comedy and catastrophe. 😂 #PodcastLife #ComedyPodcast #TravelGoneWrong"
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I am excited people are going to the movies to see Barbie and Oppenheimer. But... these are the 13 highest-grossing movies of the year: Video Game Comic Book Sequel Sequel Comic Book Sequel Reboot Comic book sequel Sequel Sequel Original animation Sequel Sequel Sequel Comic book
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