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i would like to invoke my right to jester’s privilege your honor

Joined June 2014
Damn this fanfic shit is easy
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Imma be real, when I say “I hate Al”, it’s all generative Al. When ppl say, “oh I get it for art, but it’s so helpful for emails!” I just interpret that as “I’m too lazy to read and write my own emails!”
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i never considered that scooby doo could be bisexual. perhaps im a bad person
Scooby Doo Where Are You comic, issue 130
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tshirt that says "im not an archmage im the mage who arched up"
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Tom’s going to banana ball today with his friends and I made them flags lol
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Wiggle wiggle! 🌟
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What you actually need in life is one friend with a film camera
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Tom was trying to get penny to put her pajamas on tonight and she was removing stickers from a bookshelf and said “have patience, daddy!!” And we all almost died
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gofundme.com/f/qzpetr-suppor… My brother was really badly burned last week and will be out of work and in the hospital for a few weeks, at least. Consider helping it you can! Or just retweet
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happy pride month, here's some cultural moments to celebrate: 1) ryan & chad switching clothes in high school musical 2
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I've just put up a listing of Marvel Rivals buttons on my Etsy! They're made from the actual pages of a copy of Marvel Rivals #1! They feature some favorite characters from my latest gaming obsession and I'd love for them to find good homes! bampowprints.etsy.com/listin…
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If Disneyland is the “happiest” place on Earth, where do you think is the “saddest” place on earth?
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Penny’s first time eating the leftovers off the spatula and yea I did cry but she’s SO CUTE
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how do i lose 30 pounds without cutting out baja blast, coffee creamer, and my ritual of eating 400 calories worth of candy at 11pm???
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Learn more crucial information like this at the link in our bio!
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Get more facts like this sent to you, your loved ones, or your hated ones directly at the link in our bio!
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Anyway I’ll do this to you or your friends. Send me $10 on Venmo @ TomJGrennell and shoot me a message and I’ll give you/your enemies the whole nine yards and keep the prank going as long as you or I deem fit with regular updates to you! Consider it! I have debts! Lots!
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Got bored the other night and decided to convince @courtneymauss that someone signed her up for an automated gnome fact service
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