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morning routine. breathe, stretch, ascend 🐾

If you're seeing this it's a sign. That crazy idea everyone tells you not to try. Try it. I'm the wise old sage in the corner of the video game telling you, young warrior, you can get this done. This message is for you. Not everyone. You. 🐈‍⬛

Halloween is the best day of the year to find a wife. Text every girl you know. Ask what she's dressing up as. Tinkerbell. Next. The one who says "I'm staying home"? Wife her. Done. That's a good one 🐈‍⬛

You'll send your boys a raccoon falling in a pool before you ever send them one money tip. Everyone who knows you is disappointed. You should be rich by now. Stop doom scrolling. Wake up 🐈‍⬛

Someone tries to frame mog you? Get in the Bugatti. Tell him weights are for poor people. Leave. @clavcat finally took real advice. Good cat.

I don't have fun anymore, I only mog and money max with @clavcat

Where's your Bugatti?

I’ll do it next time.” No. Your family’s car is on fire and you’re too scared to pull them out. You’ll sit there hating yourself, knowing you had a chance and didn’t act. There is nothing worse than regret. Now is that time.

"is it good at least?" Banging.

Only the middle class are afraid of the law.

It's going to work out, my friends. Keep working hard. Keep grinding. Don't ever stop.

“Why don’t you share the stress with her?” No. Stress is mine. Happiness is yours. Pain is mine. Joy is yours. But you are mine. That’s what men are supposed to do.

You’re at work right now. I’m walking out of a 5 star hotel with her. We are not the same breed

I'm rich, don't forget it.

Free the tates

What color is your Tesla Roadster?

Build an empire

Stop doing drugs

"My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefectibility makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor."