𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣

Modern!AU of @xqueenofbugs 𝘖𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘨𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴. Daughter of Viserys Targaryen & Alicent Hightower.

📱 / favourite almond <3 💬 : . . . aemond. how is she supposed to breathe this way ?? 💬: please, I already ordered your favorite and got you a bagel as well. 💬: I'll be home in 10!

. . . that was sarcasm, was it not ? ! on my way, on my way !

. . . don't sound too joyous about it. Jaehaera said she wants to get ice cream after as well. Jaehaerys very much approved of that idea.

@StoningNBoning could be us but. .

. . . oh you got it , sister. ALL his snacks are going. good luck to him when he gets high the next time. (😒)

( deep sigh. ) can you at least wait until tonight ?? the twins were really looking forward to going to the park with you today. 😐

📱 / favourite almond <3 💬 : mine ? 💬 : I'll be there shortly to pick her up ! currently on a coffee run ! 💬 : you're still in your room, no? 💬 : please capture her and keep her safe until I get there!

Whiskey. Got it. anything else ? aegon has a GREAT stash of candy and snacks.

aegon. . .

📱 / favourite almond <3 💬 : !!! 💬 : what kind of bug ?? 💬 : is it still there ? 💬 : can i have it??ᅟᅟ

!!! Mae girl, I am coming over and you are telling me EVERYTHING !

📱- Egg-on toast 🍞🥰 -- is this a serious question ? -- you are sooo dramatic. -- let's get those sticks.

I bought two new bottles just yesterday !

. . . you have literally done this before, aegon.

@StoningNBoning why are you like this. . ?

that's not the only thing you have to keep him away from. he's like a cat. if you have food out, it's 'everything goes' in his mind. . . of course, of course. let me know when it changes. 🥰🩷 wait ! what happened ??

@StoningNBoning . . . is this you ?

📱- Egg-on toast 🍞🥰 -- is this. . . some sort of innuendo, or are you actually hungry ?

How could I not ?? it is noted. written down and never to be forgotten !! also, I offer you one (1) cute baby girl for the flowers (flowergirl) and one (1) adorable baby boy for the rings. (ring bearer. )