Torvald de Boskat

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Sleeping on the floor is good for your health. Especially when you don't have the strength to clamber into bed #everythingisaneffort

The cleaning lady took all my food bowls. Again. But I don't care. Don't wanna eat anything #blaugh

So she says I have a liver infection. I need yet more medicine. Rest. Special food. I can deal with that. Just gotta find some energy. #zzzz

Blaugh, I feel like shit. Believe it or not… I think I should go to the doctor. #neverthoughtthedaywouldcome

I've had it with jumping up on the desk. When I don't make it it's soooo embarrassing. I think he raised it for the lol.

Hmm, still have all my organs. But there's a patch of hair missing. So somethin went down. #medicalmysteriessuck

It's a good thing we went to the vet. I've been sick as a dog. Couldn't even climb stairs. The pills are helping. At least I can tweet.

Yay! Because of my diminishing weight I get unlimited food!! As much as I want!!! #waytogo

They doped me, the schmucks. Just because I got a little aggressive. Checking for damage....

OMG! Appointment at the vet today! Just a checkup, but you never know with that crazy lady. And he thinks she's an angel, argh.

Losing weight. Need more food The good stuff, with extra fat. And cookies. Lotsa cookies. #healthyschmelthy

I fail to see what's funny about me being locked in the bathroom all day.

So he sits on my tail, puts a double chocolate cookie on the table, then when I can't get to it he laughs like a demonic hyena #theschmuck

Heyyy, I see "Dierenarts" in my agenda. I'm sure I declined that invitation. #goddamnsuperuser

Ok, ok. Yes, I wanna be a "happy camper" #sigh #dork

Whaddya mean I missed dinner!?!? I was busy! #yawn

YES I WANT LOTS OF DESSERT! #comedian #dork

But I still rule at Pounce & Trounce.

I've been losing at Sneak Attack lately. Just don't hear him coming anymore. #gottastayalert